I'm genna take over the world with my Charizard!

pokemon (aka pukomon" blows major a$$. You go ahead and try to take over the world with your charizard, I'll just sick a big fattie from Magic on it...Blastoderm ought to do it, just to name ONE!!! No, wait! I'll tap my Avatar of Woe to kill it! Or I'll play Terror on it. or Dark Banishing. or I'll remove it from the game with a Faceless Butcher. Or i'll cast AEther Burst on it, and deal with it later, or I'll play Counterspell or Thwart or Dismiss or Forbid or Circular Logic or Memory Lapse or Absorb or Undermine or Daze or Foil or Fervant Denial as you play it. Or i'll use Lightning Blast on it. Or maybe Urza's Rage, or Fireball, or Kaerveks Torch or Ghitu Fire or a couple of Shocks or a couple of Firebolts or a couple of shots from a couple of Grim Lavamancers or a couple of Volcanic Hammers, or Earthquake. Terminate - that would work well, so would Vindicate or Desert Twister. Of course, if I wanted to become tainted by controlling it, I could cast Persuasion or Ray of Command or Temporary Instanity or use a Legacy's Allure or.....well, need I go on? Charizard couldn't take over the world, cuz Magic ownz pukemon.

Dude what kind of a moron are you? Magic isn't real, but pokemon is (don't try to argue, I've already caught 20). So if you thing your imaginary friends are genna stop me and my real pokemon, you got problems.

oh dear, I seem to have forgotten a major rule here......

Don't argue with idiots. They bring you down to your level and then beat you with experience.

TO ALL TRYING TO ARGUE WITH lsvllhs15, REMEMBER THAT!

I'm going to try because my intelligence is more than a match for his stupidity.

lsvllhs15, if I remember correctly, Bungie Studios is the one that's on a quest for World Domination. Your puny Charizard would be no match for the might of the 7th Column!
http://www.bungie.net/ perlbin/ blam.pl?file=/site/2/ site/fanclub/ about_fanclub.html for more details.

I FEED MY CHARIZARD GENETICALLY ALTERED FOOD! HAHAHA!
Now his level, strength, HP, and defense are so high that he's undefeatable! Not too Mention that he's 30 feet tall!

I use "Get There First" to get your "dinosaur" and then I use "Sell Artifact" to draw a card. So there.
[The above are Chrononauts references]

Undefeatable my ass...
*gets out his 50 caliber sniper rifle*
*takes aim*
*calmly puts a bullet through the monsters eye...now lvsllh15 is out of the picture*
*calmly puts a bullet through the Charizard's eye...*

I have boosted my pokemons' speed so much that it would be practically impossible to shoot them. Also Charizard's defense is so jigh that if you did somehow succeed in shooting him he would take almost no damage! HA!

Not if you use a S2 AM Sniper Rifle. It fires 14.5mm armor-piercing fin-stabilized discarding-sabot rounds. The 14.5mm round is an anti-materiel round and can easily over-penetrate several armored soldiers. Plus, travel time is nonexistent -- it's instantaneous. And one-hit kills to the head. Sniper Rifle + Charizard = mincemeat.

This whole thread is pathetic

I agree............

But it's very entertaining!

PARADE! to blow up lsvllh15's Charizard!
PARADE! to ban lsvllhs15!

CARDS!? What kind of a moron are you!? What are you genna do with cards? Give my Charizard a papercut?

no no no, seriously - I abandoned arguing with him once I remembered the rule, and I (and many, many others) consider and in fact know me to be highly intelligent. But NO ONE, anywhere, can argue with an idiot - intelligence isn't a match for stupidity. Here's an example.

Intelligent people at Kodak design a one use camera called the "Weekender". Dimwits write in to ask if they can use it during the week.

Want another one? Well, you can't make anything foolproof, no matter how hard you try and how smart the person is who is trying to make it foolproof, because fools are extremely ingeneous with their stupidity. Still don't believe me? Check into the Darwin Awards - there are quite a few deaths that result from a fool doing something wrong, screwing something up, etc. that was designed by an intelligent person. For example, a company in the 80s automated their warehouse, and installed a robot to fetch things out of it. It ran fast, and had no sensors, so they set a dead zone around it with clearly marked warnings etc. When the procedure to enter the yard area was CORRECTLY followed, the robot would promptly stop, thus insuring that no one would be run down. HAH! Some moron needed a few bolts and decided not to bother the robot, so he carefully rigged it so that the system wouldn't stop the robot. Successful, he entered the yard - and was promptly ran down. The system was designed by an INTELLIGENT person, and yet the idiot dragged it down to his level and beat it with experience, in a matter of speaking. It is simply impossible. Stephan Hawkings couldn't do it. Marilyn vos Savant couldn't. Albert Einstien would be unable to do so, if he were alive. NO ONE can! Period!

YAAHH for idiots!

You'd Better Believe It! No one can stop my Charizard!

What about your Weedle?

Can no_one really do that?

>>> "But NO ONE, anywhere, can argue with an idiot"

Except for no_one_2000_

HAHA I ARGUE WITH YOU LVSLLHS15 OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS!

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