This is priceless :D

HAHAHAHAHA! This is great.

Hey, when can we expect the POTY results to be out?

The POTY results will never come out if the staff of ticalc.org disappear.

Good point... very good point.
Hey! Lets all invade Sweeden. On January 16.

I'm with ya on invading Sweden LOL!!!

This is for putting holes in my cheese, jerks!

That would be SWITZERLAND, not Sweden. Sweden has hot girls, so invade Sweden for that reason instead!

:D

ditto

I guess I'll have to explain you the difference between Austria and Australia too. ;-)

I'm Hungary, so I am going to eat some pie!

Maybe you should eat some Turkey.

I prefer Chili.

I'm going to eat a USA, because it is cheap, fatty (which means tasty), and it doesn't take very long to make.

:o

Well, IRAN out of country food ideas...

IRAN away from all this nonsense! XD

Iraq my brain trying to think of another pun for a country... All to no avail.

Very very bad idea

Why?

Seriously, though, when???

I'd definitely flood the queue with 300 guess-the-number programs, 400 quadratic equation programs, and 1338 my-name-is screensavers!

You can't forget the

:program()
:Prgm
:Text "Press enter to crash your calc!"
:Exec "0000000000"
:EndPrgm

For the TI-89
I would not try that on your calc by the way...

I like:

:Lbl 0
:Goto 0

Dang...

I just did that and I forgot I had turned off the on-break. I had to take out all of my batteries, and it even cleared all of my archive! Now i'm depressed...

You should have just waited a bit... that code's a bit inefficient and the RAM would have filled eventually, quitting the program.
Oh well, you can find most things here, including any apps you lost

what it does do is waste lots of energy until the battery runs out.

I don't think there's anything less efficient -- it does nothing in infinate time

Is there a Exec command that turns the on break back on?

I have no idea but I know there's a ASM program that turns it on/off somewhere around here.

Don't you back it up to your computer?

My link cable is broken, so I cant back it up unfortunately. I'll just "restock" my calc with random games off of this site ;)

How are you going to restock your calc if your link cable is broken?

Im going to go back to Radio Shack and get another one as soon as I can. The one I have should be under warranty still.

I'm sure they'll be glad to exchange it if it's under warrenty. They're usually good that way (partly why I'll pay the higher price there rather than deal with somewhere like walmart that must "approve" the exchange)

And the 83 counterpart:

Name:A
Disp "Press enter to crash your calc!
Pause
:Asm(prgmB

- - - - - - - -

Name:B
:AsmPrgm

- - - - - - - -

But they would never get processed. ;-)

then ticalc pending queue would reach 1000 for the second time :) (if anyone remember this)

I remember that...

Of course I remember that. How could I forget? I'm still suspicious that the form claims that the load is so low today (50 files, which is claimed to be "moderate"). It seems too low to be true.

Seconded. I have been waiting 5 days and my files haven't even been marked pending yet. Hmm... maybe the staff members have ALREADY disappeared!

Correction: 8 days. I'm thinking my files went into the bit bucket.