A89: Re: Please Read!!!
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A89: Re: Please Read!!!
Hi! I am Ahmed's nosey lawyer, and I noticed that you sent him this rather
nice email. I took the liberty of replying for him, since it is in his
contract to not associate with people who posses the intelligence quota of a
rock or lower.
Please read my replies below. Each reply is preceded by a 'RE:'...
----- Original Message -----
From: Good Programmer <workyouloser@priest.com>
To: <ahmed@ticalc.org>
Sent: Tuesday, October 19, 1999 10:55 PM
Subject: Please Read!!!
> Now listen up AHmed. I have a TI-83+ and I want some fucking games NOW!!
RE: You may have a TI-83+, but I do not. I only have but a TI-83 Plus to
work with, sorry.
I
> am tired of your loser shit cry baby mail about boycotting. I have a good
RE: I had no idea a piece of mail was considered a baby, which could not
only cry, but poop
and lose also. What was the baby competing in? The olympics?
> idea. How about just SHUT UP and get to work bitch! I want every single
RE: You are my bitch, not I yours.
> game to be ported to the 83+ because I am just GODDAMN tired of seeing all
> the people with all the other calculators playing games. I am sick,
RE: I am not holding you back from porting them all.
> disgusted, and just damn tired of playing the SHITTY games that you
ported.
RE: Solution: don't play them. Hmm... it seems as if someone missed 3rd
grade math class
one too many times?
> I want tetris fully functional, not some HALF-ASSED shit. I also want the
RE: Attached to this email is some FULL-ASSED shit, as requested.
> fucking 2 player option to work, YOU HEAR? GO DO YOUR JOB AND PROGRAM
GAMES
RE: 2 player works correctly, you just haven't read the readme.txt file
included with
tetris. It specifically says in the requirements section: 'must have a
positive IQ to
play tetris' somewhere in there.
> FOR THE 83+. Thats right, get your lazy stinkin fat ass and get some shit
RE: Thanks for the reminder, I forgot I needed to go to the restroom.
> done. If I dont see you pumping out programs for my calculator faster
than
RE: I'm sure that I'll be 12 years over dead when you find the ON button, so
you can
count on all of those programs being done.
> I can turn my calc on, I will sign your e-mail to every single porno
mailing
> list!
RE: Why thank you so much! I've been meaning to sign up, but I haven't
found the time.
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