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Re: A86: Re: Fw: dumbest guy alive




How long has it been now?  3 weeks?

Eric Greening

glendon.solsberry@tricon-yum.com wrote:
> 
>      I think Magnus should stop worrying about off-topic posts so much and
>      get his staff working.  I still haven't seen my program make it to the
>      archives.
> 
>      Glen
>      tutorial1.cjb.net
> 
> ______________________________ Reply Separator _________________________________
> Subject: A86: Re: Fw: dumbest guy alive
> Author:  <assembly-86@lists.ticalc.org> at Internet
> Date:    2/14/00 2:11 AM
> 
> 
> I think Chris Dornfeld is the dumbest guy alive.  Nick Disabato a close second..
> 
> Ok, now I have just made this thread officially "off-topic" and "annoying" to
> the staff of ticalc.org, and you can expect Magnus to post another message to
> the list threatening to burn people alive at the stake if they post another
> message about this.
> 
> Bryan
> 
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Kirk Meyer" <kirkmeyer@bigfoot.com>
> To: "A86" <assembly-86@lists.ticalc.org>
> Sent: Saturday, February 12, 2000 9:19 PM
> Subject: A86: Fw: dumbest guy alive
> 
> 
> >
> > > dhp178:     hey
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     who is this?
> > >  dhp178:     u don't know me but i got ur sn from this TI-86 program that
> > i
> > > am trying to get
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     ah
> > >  dhp178:     yea
> > >  dhp178:     all the ones i find i have to unzip and it doesn't have what
> > to
> > > put on the calculator
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     do you have the ti-graph link software?
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     and a cable?
> > >  dhp178:     i have the link cable
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     do you have the software?
> > >  dhp178:     i am not sure about the link software
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     do you have a computer->calc link or a calc->calc link?
> > >  dhp178:     i have a computer and a cable link
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     alright good
> > >  ComAsYuAre:      <A HREF="http://www.ti.com/calc/docs/link.htm">TI-GRAPH
> > LINK
> > > </A>
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     get the software from there
> > >  dhp178:     isn't the link the cable where u can hook it up to another
> > > calculator?
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     no
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     you need a computer->calc link
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     you have to buy those separately
> > >  dhp178:     ok i don't have that
> > >  dhp178:     damnit!
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     well then you can't send stuff from the computer
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     you can get a link at staples or office depot for about
> > $20
> > >  dhp178:     but where can i get the programs?
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     at that link
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     http://www.ti.com/calc/docs/link.htm
> > >  dhp178:     yea but it doesn't have the games
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     oh you can get games at www.ticalc.org
> > >  dhp178:     ok thanks
> > >  dhp178:     well i gg but i will be back in like 5 min.
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     ok
> > >  dhp178:     hello i am back
> > >  dhp178:     how do the programs look like
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     what?
> > >  dhp178:     does drug wars start out like this?...
> > >  dhp178:     2 squaresDRUGWARS2quars
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     umm
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     i really have no idea what you're referring to
> > >  dhp178:     i don't know if the one i am looking at is the stuff that u r
> > > supposed type in my calculatoe
> > >  dhp178:     i want to program a game on my calc but i need to do it
> > myself
> > > and i don't know how the stuff i am supposed to write look like
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     well i dunno
> > >  dhp178:     how do they usually start out?
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     what kind of a program are you trying to write?
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     asm or basic?
> > >  dhp178:     i don't know the difference
> > >  dhp178:     i'm sorry
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     well then i would say read the manual on programming
> > >  dhp178:     just got it
> > >  dhp178:     k
> > >  dhp178:     how can u tell if it is asm or basic
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     the manual explains basic programming
> > >  dhp178:     ?
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     asm is something very complicated which you don't have to
> > > worry about
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     the manual explains basic
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     you can only do asm programming on a computer anyway
> > >  dhp178:     ok so then it is basic
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     yes
> > >  dhp178:     no i just have to figure how to program pool and drug wars
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     well you can do that in basic
> > >  dhp178:     yea i know
> > >  dhp178:     but i have to figure out how to do pool and drug wars
> > >  dhp178:     and i can't find a place where it just shows it
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     shows how to write the games?
> > >  dhp178:     yea
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     dude you have to write them yourself
> > >  dhp178:     there isn't a place where it shows it and then u just copy it
> > > bye typing it urself and the calc
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     no of course not
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     ti doesn't endorse drug-dealing!
> > >  dhp178:     probably not
> > >  dhp178:     what about pool
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     of course not
> > >  dhp178:     so u have to do it all by urself
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     yes!
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     ti made it programmable so people could do it themselves
> > >  dhp178:     noo!! i will never know how to do it!!!!!
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     then buy a graph link and download them
> > >  dhp178:     then it is 20%
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     what is?
> > >  dhp178:     mean the link is 20$
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     yes
> > >  dhp178:     do u know used?
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     and the gov't wrote drugwars
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     so all you have to do is request DOD Document #20987G,
> > > DrugWars
> > >  dhp178:     where?
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     it's a branch off whitehouse.gov
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     i'll look for it
> > >  dhp178:     ok
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     http://www.defenselink.mil/pubs/about_pubs.html
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     you have to request "DOD Top Secret Document #20987G
> > > DrugWars for the graphing calculator"
> > >  dhp178:     do u put that under the search thing?
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     no you have to write to the email
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     dpcintrn@osd.pentagon.mil
> > >  dhp178:     oh ok
> > >  dhp178:     so i should be like hi i would like to request "DOD Top
> > Secret
> > > Document #20987G DrugWars for the graphing calculator"
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     exactly
> > >  dhp178:     ok
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     start with "Dear Sir:"
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     since you're addressing a government official
> > >  dhp178:     yea
> > >  dhp178:     Dear Sir,
> > >
> > >    Hi i would like to request "DOD Top Secret Document #20987G DrugWars
> > for
> > > the graphing calculator"
> > >  dhp178:     thats all i put
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     sign it with your phone # & address.  otherwise they
> > won't
> > > do anything
> > >  dhp178:     oh ok
> > >  dhp178:     do u have the game?
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     no, they have that too, it's another document
> > >  dhp178:     have u played it?
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     yes, the government gave it to me
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     after my name and address and phone number
> > >  dhp178:     and for pool i have to program the game myself
> > >  dhp178:     and they send it to u via email
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     yes, but the document from the government will help you
> > with
> > > that also
> > >  dhp178:     what is in the email
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     what do you mean?
> > >  dhp178:     what do they send u in the email
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     they will send you confirmation of the document, but the
> > > actual docs they send by postal mail, so you must provide an address
> > >  dhp178:     k
> > >  dhp178:     i still have to write pool on my own right?
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     after you learn about drugwars, pool will be a piece of
> > cake
> > >
> > >  dhp178:     ok thanks
> > >  dhp178:     have u played any of the 2 games?
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     i played drugwars because i got it from the government,
> > but
> > > i haven't gotten pool yet
> > >  dhp178:     oh
> > >  dhp178:     is drugwars good?
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     it's awesome
> > >  dhp178:     good
> > >  dhp178:     how long did it take till they anwsered u?
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     i figured on a day, but it's the government, so it took a
> > > week.
> > >  dhp178:     ok
> > >  dhp178:     thanks
> > >  dhp178:     what r other good games?
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     just look at pool first, the others will come to you
> > >  dhp178:     ok thanks again
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     glad to help
> > >  dhp178:     see i just got it so i am kind confused about this stuff
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     after you get the document it'll all make sense
> > >  ComAsYuAre:     sorry i have to leave
> >
> >
> >
> >
> 
> 
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