Re: A86: Re: Fw: dumbest guy alive


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Re: A86: Re: Fw: dumbest guy alive




Now come on, there must be some EXCUSE we can come up with here.  There must be
some reason for the delay.  Maybe its because the database was corrupted and
won't let them add files when the video card tells them they are "lame" and/or
"not made by TCPA"...  yeah, that must be it.

Bryan

----- Original Message -----
From: "Eric Greening" <littlbit@txcyber.com>
To: <assembly-86@lists.ticalc.org>
Sent: Monday, February 14, 2000 9:54 AM
Subject: Re: A86: Re: Fw: dumbest guy alive


>
> How long has it been now?  3 weeks?
>
> Eric Greening
>
> glendon.solsberry@tricon-yum.com wrote:
> >
> >      I think Magnus should stop worrying about off-topic posts so much and
> >      get his staff working.  I still haven't seen my program make it to the
> >      archives.
> >
> >      Glen
> >      tutorial1.cjb.net
> >
> > ______________________________ Reply Separator
_________________________________
> > Subject: A86: Re: Fw: dumbest guy alive
> > Author:  <assembly-86@lists.ticalc.org> at Internet
> > Date:    2/14/00 2:11 AM
> >
> >
> > I think Chris Dornfeld is the dumbest guy alive.  Nick Disabato a close
second..
> >
> > Ok, now I have just made this thread officially "off-topic" and "annoying"
to
> > the staff of ticalc.org, and you can expect Magnus to post another message
to
> > the list threatening to burn people alive at the stake if they post another
> > message about this.
> >
> > Bryan
> >
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: "Kirk Meyer" <kirkmeyer@bigfoot.com>
> > To: "A86" <assembly-86@lists.ticalc.org>
> > Sent: Saturday, February 12, 2000 9:19 PM
> > Subject: A86: Fw: dumbest guy alive
> >
> >
> > >
> > > > dhp178:     hey
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     who is this?
> > > >  dhp178:     u don't know me but i got ur sn from this TI-86 program
that
> > > i
> > > > am trying to get
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     ah
> > > >  dhp178:     yea
> > > >  dhp178:     all the ones i find i have to unzip and it doesn't have
what
> > > to
> > > > put on the calculator
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     do you have the ti-graph link software?
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     and a cable?
> > > >  dhp178:     i have the link cable
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     do you have the software?
> > > >  dhp178:     i am not sure about the link software
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     do you have a computer->calc link or a calc->calc link?
> > > >  dhp178:     i have a computer and a cable link
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     alright good
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:      <A
HREF="http://www.ti.com/calc/docs/link.htm">TI-GRAPH
> > > LINK
> > > > </A>
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     get the software from there
> > > >  dhp178:     isn't the link the cable where u can hook it up to another
> > > > calculator?
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     no
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     you need a computer->calc link
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     you have to buy those separately
> > > >  dhp178:     ok i don't have that
> > > >  dhp178:     damnit!
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     well then you can't send stuff from the computer
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     you can get a link at staples or office depot for about
> > > $20
> > > >  dhp178:     but where can i get the programs?
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     at that link
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     http://www.ti.com/calc/docs/link.htm
> > > >  dhp178:     yea but it doesn't have the games
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     oh you can get games at www.ticalc.org
> > > >  dhp178:     ok thanks
> > > >  dhp178:     well i gg but i will be back in like 5 min.
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     ok
> > > >  dhp178:     hello i am back
> > > >  dhp178:     how do the programs look like
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     what?
> > > >  dhp178:     does drug wars start out like this?...
> > > >  dhp178:     2 squaresDRUGWARS2quars
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     umm
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     i really have no idea what you're referring to
> > > >  dhp178:     i don't know if the one i am looking at is the stuff that u
r
> > > > supposed type in my calculatoe
> > > >  dhp178:     i want to program a game on my calc but i need to do it
> > > myself
> > > > and i don't know how the stuff i am supposed to write look like
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     well i dunno
> > > >  dhp178:     how do they usually start out?
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     what kind of a program are you trying to write?
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     asm or basic?
> > > >  dhp178:     i don't know the difference
> > > >  dhp178:     i'm sorry
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     well then i would say read the manual on programming
> > > >  dhp178:     just got it
> > > >  dhp178:     k
> > > >  dhp178:     how can u tell if it is asm or basic
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     the manual explains basic programming
> > > >  dhp178:     ?
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     asm is something very complicated which you don't have
to
> > > > worry about
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     the manual explains basic
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     you can only do asm programming on a computer anyway
> > > >  dhp178:     ok so then it is basic
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     yes
> > > >  dhp178:     no i just have to figure how to program pool and drug wars
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     well you can do that in basic
> > > >  dhp178:     yea i know
> > > >  dhp178:     but i have to figure out how to do pool and drug wars
> > > >  dhp178:     and i can't find a place where it just shows it
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     shows how to write the games?
> > > >  dhp178:     yea
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     dude you have to write them yourself
> > > >  dhp178:     there isn't a place where it shows it and then u just copy
it
> > > > bye typing it urself and the calc
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     no of course not
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     ti doesn't endorse drug-dealing!
> > > >  dhp178:     probably not
> > > >  dhp178:     what about pool
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     of course not
> > > >  dhp178:     so u have to do it all by urself
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     yes!
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     ti made it programmable so people could do it
themselves
> > > >  dhp178:     noo!! i will never know how to do it!!!!!
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     then buy a graph link and download them
> > > >  dhp178:     then it is 20%
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     what is?
> > > >  dhp178:     mean the link is 20$
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     yes
> > > >  dhp178:     do u know used?
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     and the gov't wrote drugwars
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     so all you have to do is request DOD Document #20987G,
> > > > DrugWars
> > > >  dhp178:     where?
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     it's a branch off whitehouse.gov
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     i'll look for it
> > > >  dhp178:     ok
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     http://www.defenselink.mil/pubs/about_pubs.html
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     you have to request "DOD Top Secret Document #20987G
> > > > DrugWars for the graphing calculator"
> > > >  dhp178:     do u put that under the search thing?
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     no you have to write to the email
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     dpcintrn@osd.pentagon.mil
> > > >  dhp178:     oh ok
> > > >  dhp178:     so i should be like hi i would like to request "DOD Top
> > > Secret
> > > > Document #20987G DrugWars for the graphing calculator"
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     exactly
> > > >  dhp178:     ok
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     start with "Dear Sir:"
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     since you're addressing a government official
> > > >  dhp178:     yea
> > > >  dhp178:     Dear Sir,
> > > >
> > > >    Hi i would like to request "DOD Top Secret Document #20987G DrugWars
> > > for
> > > > the graphing calculator"
> > > >  dhp178:     thats all i put
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     sign it with your phone # & address.  otherwise they
> > > won't
> > > > do anything
> > > >  dhp178:     oh ok
> > > >  dhp178:     do u have the game?
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     no, they have that too, it's another document
> > > >  dhp178:     have u played it?
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     yes, the government gave it to me
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     after my name and address and phone number
> > > >  dhp178:     and for pool i have to program the game myself
> > > >  dhp178:     and they send it to u via email
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     yes, but the document from the government will help you
> > > with
> > > > that also
> > > >  dhp178:     what is in the email
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     what do you mean?
> > > >  dhp178:     what do they send u in the email
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     they will send you confirmation of the document, but
the
> > > > actual docs they send by postal mail, so you must provide an address
> > > >  dhp178:     k
> > > >  dhp178:     i still have to write pool on my own right?
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     after you learn about drugwars, pool will be a piece of
> > > cake
> > > >
> > > >  dhp178:     ok thanks
> > > >  dhp178:     have u played any of the 2 games?
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     i played drugwars because i got it from the government,
> > > but
> > > > i haven't gotten pool yet
> > > >  dhp178:     oh
> > > >  dhp178:     is drugwars good?
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     it's awesome
> > > >  dhp178:     good
> > > >  dhp178:     how long did it take till they anwsered u?
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     i figured on a day, but it's the government, so it took
a
> > > > week.
> > > >  dhp178:     ok
> > > >  dhp178:     thanks
> > > >  dhp178:     what r other good games?
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     just look at pool first, the others will come to you
> > > >  dhp178:     ok thanks again
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     glad to help
> > > >  dhp178:     see i just got it so i am kind confused about this stuff
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     after you get the document it'll all make sense
> > > >  ComAsYuAre:     sorry i have to leave
> > >
> > >
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