Re: A82: Jokes

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Re: A82: Jokes


Being Catholic, I just want you to know that I'll kick your @$$ if you post
negative stuff like this again. I don't take being Catholic as a joke..

Thomas J. Hruska wrote:

> Since A82 is the source of a lot of jokes (somebody, I think it's Evil Sam,
> loves to publish these), I found a top ten list about Catholics that I
> found pretty interesting.
>
> NOTE:  I am a Nazarene and I found this list while surfing for colleges.
> If you want to know my beliefs, just e-mail me personally...I don't want to
> waste any more bandwidth than necessary.
>
> Top 10 Reasons for being Catholic
>
>      10. We Know the Real Madonna!
>      9. Our Bishops Have Beanies!
>      8. Great College Football (Notre Dame, Boston College, etc.)
>      and Basketball! (Georgetown, Manhattan, etc)
>      7. Our Nuns have Strange Habits!
>      6. We have our own country!
>      5. We have the Pope and Popemobile!
>      4. Cool looking cathedrals!
>      3. Saturday Night Services!
>      2. Party Today - Repent Tomorrow!
>
>                     and the Number One Reason to be Catholic:
>
>      1. So Much Guilt! So Little Time!
>
>                  Thomas J. Hruska -- thruska@tir.com
> Shining Light Productions -- "Meeting the needs of fellow programmers"
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>                     http://shinelight.home.ml.org

BTW, I'm joking.. you can make fun of Catholics all you want. I won't care.
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