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Nick Disabato Celebrates Meaningless Passage Of Time With Equally Meaningless "Birthday Party"
Posted by Nick on 1 February 2000, 02:52 GMT

(Reuters) CHICAGO, IL - To celebrate the otherwise meaningless revolution of the Earth about a mid-sized star, Nick Disabato held a "birthday party" for little to no reason this weekend.

For some outlandish reason, Nick felt a strange compelling to throw a party for a meaningless passage of time to occur on what people on Earth consider to be "February 1, 2000." When questioned about the matter, Nick replied, "It's my birthday. People throw parties on their birthday. It's called a birthday party."
Wow.
It's clearly apparent that Nick needs some sort of professional help.

When questioned about Nick's bout with insanity, theoretical physicist Alfred E. Neumann of the University of Chicago stated that "since all bodies travel at different speeds, whether it be the Earth or Alpha Centauri, time passes differently for each. As a result, it's logical to assume that time is merely an illusion to the viewer and that Nick Disabato must be committed to an insane asylum at once."

Ed Sim, a real-life acquaintance of Nick, agrees: "Nick is just [mess]ed up. I wouldn't trust him with anything, much less whether or not he feels he has the knowledge to determine whether or not his eighteenth 'birthday' has passed."

An average student at Maine South, Kate Ferraro, said, "It's Joey's birthday?! I HAVE TO GET HIM BALLOONS!*#&!(*#&!@)#" with the punctuation symbols and everything.
Doctors are investigating Park Ridge's water supply for signs of contamination.

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Re: Nick Disabato Celebrates Meaningless Passage Of Time With Equally Meaningless "Birthday Party"
Michael Brunner (Web Page)
Happy birthday, man! That's a lot coming from all your friends who enjoy ticalc.org! Well... at least it's coming from me, cause I'm a nice guy. PLEASE POST THE UPDATE TO NEO-FIGHTERS II! I AM SICK AND TIRED OF LOOKING AT THE MESSED UP README FILE! WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! ;)
	1 February 2000, 03:20 GMT

Hey Nick!
Axycer
Hey Nick, if you don't get anything real exciting for your birthday, let me know. Since I am part of the 1% of the females here on ticalc.org, I can give you something really nice... wink
	1 February 2000, 03:28 GMT

Re: Hey Nick!
Mannyyy (Web Page)
Which reminds me... my birthday is coming up soon! Eh, November.
	1 February 2000, 04:17 GMT

Re: Hey Nick!
James abba shalaka Rubingh (Web Page)
uh... yeah, my birthday is coming up pretty soon as well ...
	1 February 2000, 05:20 GMT

Re: Re: Hey Nick!
Axycer
You guys are so funny. If Nick doesn't want his gift, I guess I will just have to save for the next birthday in line...whoever that may be.
	1 February 2000, 05:29 GMT

Re: Re: Re: Hey Nick!
Greg Myers (Web Page)
My birthday's today. (Feb 2nd). Guess that makes me next.
	1 February 2000, 06:40 GMT

Re: Re: Re: Re: Hey Nick!
Greg Myers (Web Page)
Scratch that. My birthday's tomorrow (Feb. 2nd). Still makes me next in line (probably).
	1 February 2000, 06:47 GMT

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hey Nick!
Krach42 (Web Page)
HA! Beat you all! My birthday was Feb 1st also, so that makes _ME_ next in line... Sorry, bad joke, I'll get in my cage now before my g/f hurts me... Krach42
	1 February 2000, 07:40 GMT

Re: Re: Re: Hey Nick!
Nick Disabato (Web Page)
I never said that I didn't, I just went to bed before I had the opportunity to respond. I'm writing this at school now, because of all this. :) Email me. Or something. --BlueCalx
	1 February 2000, 14:56 GMT

Re: Re: Re: Re: Hey Nick!
Ciaran McCreesh (Web Page)
>I just went to bed before I had the opportunity to respond. Some people could take that the wrong way :P Ciaran McCreesh
	1 February 2000, 20:30 GMT

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hey Nick!
Nathan Haines (Web Page)
ROTFLMAO!!! Hehe, that's pretty good. :)
	4 February 2000, 09:21 GMT

Re: Hey Nick!
David Phillips (Web Page)
Hmm, if you're really female, then how come the ICQ accounts registered to your email address belong to a 25 year old person named Matt?
	1 February 2000, 22:16 GMT

Re: Re: Hey Nick!
nike
good question... maybe he got a sex change.
	1 February 2000, 22:31 GMT

Re: Re: Re: Hey Nick!
AlienCow (Web Page)
Hmm.. this little revelation could change Nick's mind.. lol :)
	2 February 2000, 00:29 GMT

Re: Re: Re: Re: Hey Nick!
Matthew Hernandez (Web Page)
...I don't know, that picture looks like two guys sitting on a couch, one leaning on the other...hmm, kinda funny...and then there is the penix matter...there is no doubt about it! Matt H.
	2 February 2000, 01:21 GMT

Re: Re: Hey Nick!
Axycer
Matt is my older brother. He went away and left me his computer. I guess there are still things that are needed to be cleaned up. Sorry for the confusion. If anybody wants to IM me, feel free. I never used ICQ. Once again, sorry for the confusion.
	2 February 2000, 01:05 GMT

Re: Re: Re: Hey Nick!
Axycer
Furthermore, this computer has kept the same E-mail address, so thus ICQ thinks it is him. Since I don't use ICQ, rather AIM, I have not changed it. Once again, I apologize. This is just for all of those logical thinkers out there =)
	2 February 2000, 01:16 GMT

Re: Re: Re: Re: Hey Nick!
Ciaran McCreesh (Web Page)
What? A female talking logic? I don't believe it! Ciaran
	6 February 2000, 10:55 GMT

Re: Hey Nick!
Laura Thompson
Are you talking about giving him head? Thats what it sure sounds like to me. I don't think Nick's worth it though. ;)
	6 February 2000, 04:45 GMT

Re: Re: Hey Nick!
Nick Disabato (Web Page)
ROFL Girls: whatever you do, don't go to http://nickd.org/nickd.jpg :) --BlueCalx
	7 February 2000, 07:06 GMT

Re: Nick Disabato Celebrates Meaningless Passage Of Time With Equally Meaningless "Birthday Party"
SBGarbs
Happy Birthday... but you do realize that Highland Park is better at calculator related stuff than are any of the Maines
	1 February 2000, 03:32 GMT

Re: Re: Nick Disabato Celebrates Meaningless Passage Of Time With Equally Meaningless "Birthday Party"
Nick Disabato (Web Page)
Maine Township has more ticalc.org staff members than Highland Park does. Are you going to the Math Team meet this Wednesday? We can meet :) --BlueCalx
	1 February 2000, 03:42 GMT

Re: Re: Re: Nick Disabato Celebrates Meaningless Passage Of Time With Equally Meaningless "Birthday Party"
SBGarbs
As a matter of fact, I am. I'll be at the Junior and Senior events.
	1 February 2000, 21:52 GMT

Re: Re: Re: Nick Disabato Celebrates Meaningless Passage Of Time With Equally Meaningless "Birthday Party"
Jagged Flame
Where do you guys (from Maine West) or wherever go this Wednesday for the meet?
	1 February 2000, 23:38 GMT

Re: Re: Re: Re: Nick Disabato Celebrates Meaningless Passage Of Time With Equally Meaningless "Birthday Party"
Nick Disabato (Web Page)
I go to Maine South. I honestly have no idea where we're going; I think Loyola, but don't hold me to that. If we do go to the same place, look for the afro-ensconced kid, about 5'8", REALLY skinny, wearing a white shirt w/red ringer which says "JOEY" in big letters on the back. That's me. :) --BlueCalx
	2 February 2000, 02:37 GMT

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Nick Disabato Celebrates Meaningless Passage Of Time With Equally Meaningless "Birthday Party"
DavidH
uhhhhh........ does everyone live in the same state here?
	4 February 2000, 00:57 GMT

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Nick Disabato Celebrates Meaningless Passage Of Time With Equally Meaningless "Birthday Party"
AlienCow (Web Page)
Yep. This site was created by the fabled 'calculator geek gurus' - cgg's - centuries ago (the site was shared by typewriters and those cool little phones you can make out of two cups and a string..) We all live in the same state, go to the same school, and converge on the same site!!! It's freaky!! It's cultish-like! It's.. whatever.. j/k. "These people look deep within my soul.. and assign me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer Simpson in the Stone Cutters
	4 February 2000, 07:44 GMT

Re: Re: Re: Nick Disabato Celebrates Meaningless Passage Of Time With Equally Meaningless "Birthday Party"
Jake B (Web Page)
What's all this crap about math, I thought these boards were suposed to be relivent to TI-Calculators! Sheash, ~Jake B
	2 February 2000, 02:10 GMT

Re: Re: Re: Re: Nick Disabato Celebrates Meaningless Passage Of Time With Equally Meaningless "Birthday Party"
J Smith
What's the difference? Have you ever wondered why all the good calc programmers take higher math classes?
	2 February 2000, 04:41 GMT

Re: Re: Re: Nick Disabato Celebrates Meaningless Passage Of Time With Equally Meaningless "Birthday Party"
Sesquipedalian
Do you guys go to ARML? If so, maybe I'll see you there... (I'm in New York, and that's the only event large enough to include ME and NY)
	2 February 2000, 04:27 GMT

Re: Re: Re: Re: Nick Disabato Celebrates Meaningless Passage Of Time With Equally Meaningless "Birthday Party"
Jagged Flame
Actually, we live in Illinois... Chicago suburbs to be exact.
	4 February 2000, 02:48 GMT

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