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Nick Disabato Marries TI-89
Posted by Michael on 27 September 2004, 05:14 GMT

In what has become a major media event, former ticalc.org news editor Nick Disabato has married his beloved TI-89 graphing calculator. The wedding was originally scheduled for October 16, but Nick decided to adjust the date after hearing of the recent lack of news on ticalc.org. "It was horrifying," he said, "and since 89-snookums and I were ready, we decided to take the plunge and help out ticalc.org as well!" Nick and Ms. 89 have been engaged since late July, several years after their original meeting in the electronics section of Target. Ever since the departure of his 86, Nick has been searching for a calculator that would, well...complete him in life. Now that he's found that special something, the entire ticalc.org staff wishes him the best of luck and that years of happiness may follow.

Due to the secrecy, only the couple's closest friends were invited. Magnus Hagander served as best man; Joey, Morgan, Jon, the Voyage 200, and others were also in attendance. From within the spacious lecture hall in the college math department, Nick proceeded down the wedding aisle with his bride-to-be rolling by his side in her motorized wheelchair. Shortly thereafter, they entered into the sacred bond of holy matrimony while astonished onlookers wept with uncontrollable emotions.

[Oh sweet calculator love] Details of the reception are carefully being guarded, but we were able to obtain a picture of their first kiss. Immediately following the wedding, the reception began - guests danced to Nick's own techno remixes. Joey was observed doing the funky chicken after having one too many glasses of non-alcoholic champagne. When interviewed, he commented, "Nick is such a great guy. I'm very happy for him." Nick only exclaimed something involving calculus theorems as he and Ms. 89 left the building. She would not talk to anyone, but only flashed the graph of r = 8sin(2*theta).

[mmm baby! Do you want to integrate? I'd love to be the area under your curves!] We should announce here that the TI-89 has now changed her last name in accordance with the usual custom, and will hereafter be known as Mrs. TI-Disabato. Nick and his wife are hoping for offspring within a few years. "We're hoping for ASM programs, but if we get BASIC, that's okay too," Nick commented before vanishing with his new wife into his bedroom. They are rumored to be engaging in rather passionate activities at this time.

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Re: Nick Disabato Marries TI-89
Nick Disabato  Account Info
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For an image of the girl whom I dumped for this calculator, please click my Web Page link.

Reply to this comment    27 September 2004, 05:24 GMT

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Joey Gannon  Account Info
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Katy = the hotness

Reply to this comment    27 September 2004, 05:26 GMT

Re: Re: Re: Nick Disabato Marries TI-89
Nikky Southerland  Account Info
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Wow, you dumped her for the TI-89?

Reply to this comment    27 September 2004, 05:27 GMT

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calkfreak83  Account Info
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Katy= the ugliness

Never woulda picked her over an 89... good choice

Reply to this comment    27 September 2004, 21:08 GMT

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KermMartian Account Info
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...those contoured handgrips, that slide cover... lol

Reply to this comment    27 September 2004, 21:24 GMT

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Lewk Of Serthic  Account Info
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Umm... No.

Reply to this comment    27 September 2004, 23:36 GMT


She's Hot!
CALCUL8R-FREAK  Account Info

What planet are you from, <I>Bartledan</I>?
SHE IS HOT.

BTW: If you've never heard of Bartledan, go read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy trilogy (and be sure to read all five books).

Reply to this comment    30 October 2004, 07:00 GMT


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no_one_2000_  Account Info
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Agreed. But when it comes down to her or the calculator... ;-)

Reply to this comment    27 September 2004, 23:58 GMT

Re: Re: Nick Disabato Marries TI-89
Michael Vincent  Account Info
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You made a good choice. Your wife can transmit and receive data at speeds exceeding 57600 bps. That girl can't do that, and as we all know, good communication is the key to a successful marriage.

Reply to this comment    27 September 2004, 05:28 GMT


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burntfuse  Account Info

120d Very true!

Reply to this comment    27 September 2004, 21:46 GMT

Re: Re: Nick Disabato Marries TI-89
lalu Account Info

<<For an image of the girl whom I dumped for this calculator, please click my Web Page link.>>

Poor kid! No wonder she looks sad...

I wonder if in the future there will be laws banning marriage with non-living things.

Reply to this comment    27 September 2004, 05:31 GMT


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anthony C  Account Info

I do remember vaguely hearing about a bartender who was allowed to marry his bar. I don't remember where this was, though.

Reply to this comment    27 September 2004, 23:23 GMT

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Lewk Of Serthic  Account Info
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Lunatic.

Reply to this comment    27 September 2004, 20:37 GMT

Re: Re: Nick Disabato Marries TI-89
saitei Account Info

And...why?

Wait, does this mean she's free now? Ooh..time to move to Canada.

Reply to this comment    27 September 2004, 22:50 GMT


Re: Re: Re: Nick Disabato Marries TI-89
darkhydra21 Account Info

How good is your French?

Reply to this comment    28 September 2004, 01:49 GMT


Re: Re: Re: Re: Nick Disabato Marries TI-89
saitei Account Info

Uhh...hrm, nevermind then.

Reply to this comment    29 September 2004, 03:44 GMT

Re: Re: Nick Disabato Marries TI-89
Adm.Wiggin Account Info

Nick, I'd say divorce, then get that girl back! ;)

Reply to this comment    28 September 2004, 22:07 GMT


Re: Re: Nick Disabato Marries TI-89
Timmc Account Info
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You just need to make a switch for a linked threesome.

Reply to this comment    29 September 2004, 08:08 GMT


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calkfreak83  Account Info
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Best idea I've seen yet...

Reply to this comment    29 September 2004, 19:39 GMT

Re: Nick Disabato Marries TI-89
Morgan Davies  Account Info
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Do you know where your old 86 is....I'm available!

Reply to this comment    27 September 2004, 05:33 GMT


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Nikky Southerland  Account Info
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I believe it ran off with a TI developer. Sorry 'bout that.

Reply to this comment    27 September 2004, 05:38 GMT


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burntfuse  Account Info

Darn. :-(

Reply to this comment    27 September 2004, 21:36 GMT

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