TI-H: Have a laugh...


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TI-H: Have a laugh...




How many Republicans does it take to screw in a
light bulb?

Four hundred and sixty-two:

Twelve to investigate Clinton's involvement in the
failure of the old bulb,

twenty-three to deregulate the light bulb industry,

sixteen to cut funding for alternative lighting R&D,

thirty-four to cut the tax rate on light bulbs,

fifty-three to design a block grant so the states can
change the bulb, forty-one to talk with defense
contractors about night-vision gear instead, and two
hundred and eighty-three to pass a law making it
illegal to discuss naked bulbs (or screwing anything),
on the Internet.



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