TIB: Embarrassment


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TIB: Embarrassment




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>A woman was trying to board a bus, but her skirt was too tight and
>she couldn't step up. She reached behind her and lowered the zipper
>a bit and tried again. The Skirt was still too tight. She reached
>behind her and lowered the zipper some more. She still couldn't get
>on the bus and lowered the zipper a third time.
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> All of the sudden, she felt two hands on her butt, which proceeded
>to push her up onto the bus. She spun around, with anger in her eyes
>and said very indignantly, "Sir, I do not know you well enough for
>you to behave in such a manner!"
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>The man smiled coyly and said, "Lady, I don't know you well enough
>for you to unzip my fly three times either!"
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>Have a wonderful day, everyone :)))  Blessed Be :))
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>Tash (felci)
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