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> A Test for the Gutsiest
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> The heads of the four armed services were sitting around bragging
> about which group had more guts.  They decided to put it to a test.
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> First they went into the field where Army tank crews were in
> training. The Army General got on the radio and told one of the
> Privates to jump under a moving tank.  He did and he died.  The
> General said, "Now that guy had guts."
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> The Air Force General insisted that was nonsense so they went to
> where pilots were doing bombing target tests.  The General got on
> the radio and directed one of the pilots to crash his plane.  He did
> and he died.  The Air Force General said, "Now that guy had guts."
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> The Marine General claimed that was foolish.  So next they all went
> to a Marine shooting range.  He directed one of the Marines to jump
> in front of one of the targets. He got shot and died.  The Marine
> General said, "Now that guy had guts."
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> Finally, the Navy Admiral said that they hadn't seen anything yet.
> They went to a carrier that was in port and a sailor was at the top
> of the mast working on the radar systems.  The Admiral shouted up
> for the sailor to jump.
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> Shocked the sailor said, "What!"
>
> The Admiral repeated himself.
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> Flipping the bird, the sailor shouted back, "SCREW YOU!"
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> "See. Now THAT guy has guts!" replied the smug Admiral.
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>Have a wonderful day!!!!  Blessed Be!!!!
>
>Tash (felci)
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>"And now our young hero finds himself uttering one of the
>least-used sentences in the English language:
>Who Threw That Buick?"
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