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Advertising on ticalc.org
Posted by Chris on 1 April 2001, 02:00 GMT

Although our policy always has been to avoid putting advertisements on the site, we were recently forced to decide between closing ticalc.org or finding immediate ways to cover what has become a very large monthly bandwidth bill. The site's level of traffic has attracted the interest of some large advertisers, and we are pleased to announce that we will be able to continue operating the site with their generous sponsorship in the form of banner advertisements at the top and bottom of our front page.

We realize our visitors have come to appreciate the lack of ads on our pages, while nearly every other large web site blinks and flashes like a two-dimensional Las Vegas. We hope to return to an ad-free policy in the near future once we have secured alternative sources of funding. But for the time being, we plan to use our banner ads to benefit the community as well. In addition to commercial banners, we will also be accepting banners advertising other TI-related web sites and displaying these in our ad rotation at the bottom of the home page. If you would like to participate, please send your site's banner as a static or animated GIF file (dimensions 468x60, under 30k please) along with your site's URL to ads@ticalc.org. We hope this will make the presence of banners advantageous for both the site and for you, our visitors. Thank you for your understanding.

Update (Chris): Of course we're kidding. Our regular visitors should know better than to believe anything we post on 1 April. If you missed the gag, here are the banners we concocted for the event:



Incidentally, the TI-81 web site is not fabricated, as some have insinuated. Our apologies to the author; it's nothing personal. :)

We also received at least one earnest banner submission for a TI web site. Since we feel bad having the sender spend his time for nothing, here's a free plug.

Update (Eric): The newsletter, which was encoded in ROT13, can be read (in English) here.

Update (Henrik): Don't forget to take the survey and tell us if you fell for it or not.

 


The comments below are written by ticalc.org visitors. Their views are not necessarily those of ticalc.org, and ticalc.org takes no responsibility for their content.


Re: Advertising on ticalc.org
Yomamaha

I find it very ironic that the first ad i see is for the HP49g.

     1 April 2001, 03:24 GMT


Re: Re: Advertising on ticalc.org
Alex Hoops  Account Info

HP helps u guys before TI?

     1 April 2001, 03:47 GMT

Re: Re: Re: Advertising on ticalc.org
Ahmed El-Helw  Account Info
(Web Page)

You know what, I wonder what the people at HP are thinking, looking at their webservers and seeing the greatest number of hits for April 1st being from ticalc.org... if this weren't really April Fools [which it is, come on guys, every year some other trick is pulled and everyone believes it, don't tell me you actually believe this one too] ticalc can make lots of money off of it :)

[hey, do retired staff members get to share the profit too? :)]

     1 April 2001, 04:17 GMT

Re: Re: Re: Re: Advertising on ticalc.org
SonGokuX9  Account Info

Thats right...I remember the first time I checked ticalc.org on April 1st. I was fooled....but then after the humiliation I realized that they do this every year when they did it again last year.

     1 April 2001, 07:08 GMT

Re: Re: Re: Re: Advertising on ticalc.org
AuroraBoriales

Last year, the April fools thing was in the red border( hence, the fake news ), disregard this if it is wrong.

     1 April 2001, 19:48 GMT


Re: Re: Re: Re: Advertising on ticalc.org
Vejita  Account Info
(Web Page)

Haha, Ahmed...thats what I'm saying :)

-Corey

     2 April 2001, 00:27 GMT


Re: Re: Re: Advertising on ticalc.org
AuroraBoriales

I never seen any TI ads. By the way TI is acting,(which is very snotty and unrelatable to the community, with the exception of the CD project) I would say that TI has no banner ads.

     1 April 2001, 19:47 GMT

Re: Advertising on ticalc.org
Samuel Stearley  Account Info
(Web Page)

How much will ticalc get from ti for the CD project?

If it is enough to fund ticalc for perpetuality I will gladly offer my programs for the cd project, even though I was planning on not doing so because of the stuff that ti has put into the hw2 calcs.


-Samuel

     1 April 2001, 03:35 GMT

Re: Re: Advertising on ticalc.org
Samuel Stearley  Account Info
(Web Page)

now that i think about it, it seems a lot like an april fools prank. The advertisement at the bottom of this page is a ti-81 page which has a program archive that features a gas pump program that you:

"Use this at the gas pump. Enter the amount of gas pumped, and the number of miles since the last time you got gas, and it tells you what your gas mileage is."

     1 April 2001, 03:59 GMT


Re: Re: Re: Advertising on ticalc.org
Don Quixote Account Info

I suspect that the page was put together by TIcalc. the page is just to crappy to actually be someone's page. and if it is somone's page, then they could be really offended by it being used in a joke.

     1 April 2001, 04:52 GMT

Re: Re: Re: Re: Advertising on ticalc.org
kog kog  Account Info
(Web Page)

Joey: Well this is Joey M. reporting live in ticalc.org we had a major dispute on the ads on ticalc.org, Magnus what do you have to say?

Magnus: Well...Joey...We didn't have enough money for ticalc.org

Joey: everything is so sudden. First comes the CD thing now comes ads, what are you guys triing to pull. You just want us to fall for your little master plan to millionaires correct?

Magnus: No that is not true we just did this because we want the ads to support ticalc.org while we do other important jobs in life to earn $$$, you have no choice do you? its either us or the other crapy sites.

Magnus: (beating the living crap out of Joey)

Joey: This is Joey M reporting live from ticalc.org

(back on channel 230 headquarter in NY)

Host: Thank you Joey for the reporting in ticalc.org. This message was brought to you by AD1.

     1 April 2001, 08:10 GMT


Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Advertising on ticalc.org
AuroraBoriales

This totally unrelated, but Magnus kinda looks like someone used to know called Andrew Hoffman.

     1 April 2001, 19:53 GMT

Re: Re: Re: Re: Advertising on ticalc.org
Ryan Castellucci  Account Info

Note the creation date on that page. Today.

     1 April 2001, 23:28 GMT


Re: Re: Re: Re: Advertising on ticalc.org
Don Quixote Account Info

oops.... that was someone's page. but it was virtually unknown before this incident. yesterday at this time it had about 400 on the hit counter, now it's over 1000. That's a 150% increase, in one day!

I hope that guy never writes another webpage for the rest of his life. He should get a job pumping gas at a full serve station in Mexico or something. He would at least be good at that

     2 April 2001, 03:32 GMT

Re: Re: Advertising on ticalc.org
AuroraBoriales

Absoutely nothing below this line is true

I have recently released a wonderful program for the TI-89 that actually allows the usage of 65535 vibrant colors without any modifacation to the hardware.

Absoutely nothing above this line, with the exception of the first line, is true.

Well, I hope the Ads thing on Ticalc is as fake as what I mentioned above.

     1 April 2001, 19:51 GMT


Re: Re: Re: Advertising on ticalc.org
Daniel Bishop  Account Info
(Web Page)

Which means that you DON'T hope the ads thing is fake. Why is that?

     1 April 2001, 22:27 GMT


Re: Re: Re: Re: Advertising on ticalc.org
MathJMendl  Account Info
(Web Page)

Not necessarily. Note the "Absoutely nothing above this line, with the exception of the first line, is true." If the first line is true then that would make this statement true because the second line is false. The first line also says that this line is false, though, a contradiction. In other words, it says in two different ways that the third line is true and false. Therefore, there is no information about whether or not the last line is true. I would assume that it is true due to the normal sentiment on this site.

     2 April 2001, 14:51 GMT


Re: Re: Advertising on ticalc.org
Scott Noveck  Account Info
(Web Page)

I don't think that ticalc will receive any compensation beyond a mere reimbursement for expenses (if there are any). Otherwise there would be legal problems with accepting payment for distributing others' works.

     1 April 2001, 20:49 GMT


Re: Re: Re: Advertising on ticalc.org
Samuel Stearley  Account Info
(Web Page)

Reading the news about the cd project i gather that ticalc was going to have a signup form where people agreed to have thier programs on the cd. And there might be some fine print that nobody reads that says that ticalc will recieve money from ti for the distribution.

     1 April 2001, 22:29 GMT

Re: Advertising on ticalc.org
Matt Bagby  Account Info

Hmmm... I didn't know non-profit organizations could have commercial banners.

     1 April 2001, 03:44 GMT

Re: Re: Advertising on ticalc.org
Jimmy Pardey  Account Info

Yes, but is ticalc.org making any money off this, or is it just funding the page?

     1 April 2001, 03:47 GMT

Re: Re: Advertising on ticalc.org
Alex Hoops  Account Info

what else can they do if they are broke, this isnt welfare

     1 April 2001, 03:49 GMT


Re: Re: Re: Advertising on ticalc.org
Matt Bagby  Account Info

Think charity. BTW, anyone notice that the message was posted at EXACTLY 00:00 GMT on April 1?

     1 April 2001, 03:57 GMT


Re: Re: Advertising on ticalc.org
Matt Bagby  Account Info

Which is all the more reason to suspect April Fools

     1 April 2001, 03:49 GMT


Re: Re: Re: Advertising on ticalc.org
Daniel Bishop  Account Info
(Web Page)

Also notice that the time on the article is 00:00. All previous April Fools articles have been posted around midnight UTC. That should be a hint.

     1 April 2001, 04:01 GMT


Re: Re: Re: Re: Advertising on ticalc.org
Matt Bagby  Account Info

i did notice... i posted about the time as well

     1 April 2001, 04:12 GMT


Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Advertising on ticalc.org
Daniel Bishop  Account Info
(Web Page)

I saw that, but it didn't appear until after I had written my comment.

     1 April 2001, 04:55 GMT

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