A89: Fwd: Top Ten Cool Ways The Government Could Spend $63 Billion


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A89: Fwd: Top Ten Cool Ways The Government Could Spend $63 Billion



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>From the Home Office in Wahoo, Nebraska, 
it's the Top Ten List for July 17, 1998 
Top Ten Cool Ways The Government Could Spend $63 Billion
10.	Digitally remaster Al Gore. 
9.	Rent "Good Will Hunting" from Blockbuster and keep it for 63 billion 
	days. 
8.	Goodbye, Pentagon -- Hello, Octagon. 
7.	Carve off half of Alaska, stick it onto Rhode Island so Rhode Island 
	isn't so pathetic. 
6.	For 63 randon citizens, birthday cards with billion dollar bills 
tucked 
	inside. 
5.	Pay every American named "Johnson" to move to Wyoming, rename it 
"Johnsonia." 
4.	Finally pay for restoration of the David Letterman Boyhood Home 
National 
	Historic Site. 
3.	Clone enough Leonardo DiCaprios so every teenage girl can have one. 
2.	Get us a decent damn soccer team. 
1.	Two words: national kegger. 


Is everybody having fun studying for finals! I sure am!

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