TI-H: The End of the Holy War
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TI-H: The End of the Holy War
I have come, not to start a holy war, not to re-enflame one, but to end
one. I speak, of course, of the infamous Macintosh vs. IBM/Windows
computers Jihad. I have the final proof. Macintoshes are indeed evil. I
shall make no statement concerning the alignment of IBMs *ahem*, but
Macintoshes must be evil. My line of reasoning? Why, that's simple. I
recently found out that 4 out of the 5 people who designed the Apple
Macintosh computer were left handed! Ha! You may be the first to hear it!
The war is over! Microsoft reigns victorious.
-David
p.s. Yeah, it's way way way way off-topic, but I don't have any better
ideas, plus I'm bored.
p.p.s. The list seems kind of dead lately, so that's why I'm doing this (in
case you care/wonder).
"[I]f there be one of them all, that has not cursed his life many a time,
that has not frequently looked upon himself as the unhappiest of mortals, I
give you leave to throw me headforemost into the sea."
-Voltaire, Candide
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