Re: TI-H: The End of the Holy War


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Re: TI-H: The End of the Holy War




 THATS just stupid.


>I have come, not to start a holy war, not to re-enflame one, but to end
>one. I speak, of course, of the infamous Macintosh vs. IBM/Windows
>computers Jihad. I have the final proof. Macintoshes are indeed evil. I
>shall make no statement concerning the alignment of IBMs *ahem*, but
>Macintoshes must be evil. My line of reasoning? Why, that's simple. I
>recently found out that 4 out of the 5 people who designed the Apple
>Macintosh computer were left handed! Ha! You may be the first to hear it!
>The war is over! Microsoft reigns victorious.
>
>-David
>p.s. Yeah, it's way way way way off-topic, but I don't have any better
>ideas, plus I'm bored.
>p.p.s. The list seems kind of dead lately, so that's why I'm doing this (in
>case you care/wonder).
>"[I]f there be one of them all, that has not cursed his life many a time,
>that has not frequently looked upon himself as the unhappiest of mortals, I
>give you leave to throw me headforemost into the sea."
>-Voltaire, Candide




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