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TIB: Fwd: A86: Fw: dumbest guy alive




>  > dhp178:     hey
>>   ComAsYuAre:     who is this?
>>   dhp178:     u don't know me but i got ur sn from this TI-86 program that
>i
>>  am trying to get
>>   ComAsYuAre:     ah
>>   dhp178:     yea
>>   dhp178:     all the ones i find i have to unzip and it doesn't have what
>to
>>  put on the calculator
>>   ComAsYuAre:     do you have the ti-graph link software?
>>   ComAsYuAre:     and a cable?
>>   dhp178:     i have the link cable
>>   ComAsYuAre:     do you have the software?
>>   dhp178:     i am not sure about the link software
>>   ComAsYuAre:     do you have a computer->calc link or a calc->calc link?
>>   dhp178:     i have a computer and a cable link
>>   ComAsYuAre:     alright good
>>   ComAsYuAre:      <A HREF="http://www.ti.com/calc/docs/link.htm">TI-GRAPH
>LINK
>>  </A>
>>   ComAsYuAre:     get the software from there
>>   dhp178:     isn't the link the cable where u can hook it up to another
>>  calculator?
>>   ComAsYuAre:     no
>>   ComAsYuAre:     you need a computer->calc link
>>   ComAsYuAre:     you have to buy those separately
>>   dhp178:     ok i don't have that
>>   dhp178:     damnit!
>>   ComAsYuAre:     well then you can't send stuff from the computer
>>   ComAsYuAre:     you can get a link at staples or office depot for about
>$20
>>   dhp178:     but where can i get the programs?
>>   ComAsYuAre:     at that link
>>   ComAsYuAre:     http://www.ti.com/calc/docs/link.htm
>>   dhp178:     yea but it doesn't have the games
>>   ComAsYuAre:     oh you can get games at www.ticalc.org
>>   dhp178:     ok thanks
>>   dhp178:     well i gg but i will be back in like 5 min.
>>   ComAsYuAre:     ok
>>   dhp178:     hello i am back
>>   dhp178:     how do the programs look like
>>   ComAsYuAre:     what?
>>   dhp178:     does drug wars start out like this?...
>>   dhp178:     2 squaresDRUGWARS2quars
>>   ComAsYuAre:     umm
>>   ComAsYuAre:     i really have no idea what you're referring to
>>   dhp178:     i don't know if the one i am looking at is the stuff that u r
>>  supposed type in my calculatoe
>>   dhp178:     i want to program a game on my calc but i need to do it
>myself
>>  and i don't know how the stuff i am supposed to write look like
>>   ComAsYuAre:     well i dunno
>>   dhp178:     how do they usually start out?
>>   ComAsYuAre:     what kind of a program are you trying to write?
>>   ComAsYuAre:     asm or basic?
>>   dhp178:     i don't know the difference
>>   dhp178:     i'm sorry
>>   ComAsYuAre:     well then i would say read the manual on programming
>>   dhp178:     just got it
>>   dhp178:     k
>>   dhp178:     how can u tell if it is asm or basic
>>   ComAsYuAre:     the manual explains basic programming
>>   dhp178:     ?
>>   ComAsYuAre:     asm is something very complicated which you don't have to
>>  worry about
>>   ComAsYuAre:     the manual explains basic
>>   ComAsYuAre:     you can only do asm programming on a computer anyway
>>   dhp178:     ok so then it is basic
>>   ComAsYuAre:     yes
>>   dhp178:     no i just have to figure how to program pool and drug wars
>>   ComAsYuAre:     well you can do that in basic
>>   dhp178:     yea i know
>>   dhp178:     but i have to figure out how to do pool and drug wars
>>   dhp178:     and i can't find a place where it just shows it
>>   ComAsYuAre:     shows how to write the games?
>>   dhp178:     yea
>>   ComAsYuAre:     dude you have to write them yourself
>>   dhp178:     there isn't a place where it shows it and then u just copy it
>>  bye typing it urself and the calc
>>   ComAsYuAre:     no of course not
>>   ComAsYuAre:     ti doesn't endorse drug-dealing!
>>   dhp178:     probably not
>>   dhp178:     what about pool
>>   ComAsYuAre:     of course not
>>   dhp178:     so u have to do it all by urself
>>   ComAsYuAre:     yes!
>>   ComAsYuAre:     ti made it programmable so people could do it themselves
>>   dhp178:     noo!! i will never know how to do it!!!!!
>>   ComAsYuAre:     then buy a graph link and download them
>>   dhp178:     then it is 20%
>>   ComAsYuAre:     what is?
>>   dhp178:     mean the link is 20$
>  >  ComAsYuAre:     yes
>>   dhp178:     do u know used?
>>   ComAsYuAre:     and the gov't wrote drugwars
>>   ComAsYuAre:     so all you have to do is request DOD Document #20987G,
>>  DrugWars
>>   dhp178:     where?
>>   ComAsYuAre:     it's a branch off whitehouse.gov
>>   ComAsYuAre:     i'll look for it
>>   dhp178:     ok
>>   ComAsYuAre:     http://www.defenselink.mil/pubs/about_pubs.html
>>   ComAsYuAre:     you have to request "DOD Top Secret Document #20987G
>>  DrugWars for the graphing calculator"
>>   dhp178:     do u put that under the search thing?
>>   ComAsYuAre:     no you have to write to the email
>>   ComAsYuAre:     dpcintrn@osd.pentagon.mil
>>   dhp178:     oh ok
>>   dhp178:     so i should be like hi i would like to request "DOD Top
>Secret
>>  Document #20987G DrugWars for the graphing calculator"
>>   ComAsYuAre:     exactly
>>   dhp178:     ok
>>   ComAsYuAre:     start with "Dear Sir:"
>>   ComAsYuAre:     since you're addressing a government official
>>   dhp178:     yea
>>   dhp178:     Dear Sir,
>>
>>     Hi i would like to request "DOD Top Secret Document #20987G DrugWars
>for
>>  the graphing calculator"
>>   dhp178:     thats all i put
>>   ComAsYuAre:     sign it with your phone # & address.  otherwise they
>won't
>>  do anything
>>   dhp178:     oh ok
>>   dhp178:     do u have the game?
>>   ComAsYuAre:     no, they have that too, it's another document
>>   dhp178:     have u played it?
>>   ComAsYuAre:     yes, the government gave it to me
>>   ComAsYuAre:     after my name and address and phone number
>>   dhp178:     and for pool i have to program the game myself
>>   dhp178:     and they send it to u via email
>>   ComAsYuAre:     yes, but the document from the government will help you
>with
>>  that also
>>   dhp178:     what is in the email
>>   ComAsYuAre:     what do you mean?
>>   dhp178:     what do they send u in the email
>>   ComAsYuAre:     they will send you confirmation of the document, but the
>>  actual docs they send by postal mail, so you must provide an address
>>   dhp178:     k
>>   dhp178:     i still have to write pool on my own right?
>>   ComAsYuAre:     after you learn about drugwars, pool will be a piece of
>cake
>>
>>   dhp178:     ok thanks
>>   dhp178:     have u played any of the 2 games?
>>   ComAsYuAre:     i played drugwars because i got it from the government,
>but
>>  i haven't gotten pool yet
>>   dhp178:     oh
>>   dhp178:     is drugwars good?
>>   ComAsYuAre:     it's awesome
>>   dhp178:     good
>>   dhp178:     how long did it take till they anwsered u?
>>   ComAsYuAre:     i figured on a day, but it's the government, so it took a
>>  week.
>>   dhp178:     ok
>>   dhp178:     thanks
>>   dhp178:     what r other good games?
>>   ComAsYuAre:     just look at pool first, the others will come to you
>>   dhp178:     ok thanks again
>>   ComAsYuAre:     glad to help
>>   dhp178:     see i just got it so i am kind confused about this stuff
>>   ComAsYuAre:     after you get the document it'll all make sense
>>   ComAsYuAre:     sorry i have to leave

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