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Does anyone want a program for your TI92 or TI83 that will turn your name
into a fractal?

----here is my *signature*...  :)

>Some grade school teachers must agree with that, because they keep
>journals of amusing things their students have written in papers. Here
>are a few examples:
>- The future of "I give" is "I take."
>- The parts of speech are lungs and air.
>- The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes.
>- A census taker is man who goes from house to house increasing the
>population.
>- (Define H2O and CO2.)  H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water.
>- A virgin forest is a forest where the hand of man has never set foot.
>- The general direction of the Alps is straight up.
>- A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water then forcing
>it through an aviator.
>- Most of the houses in France are made of plaster of Paris.
>- The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top
>and you sit on the bottom.
>- We do not raise silk worms in the United States, because we get our
>silk from rayon. He is a larger worm and gives more silk.
>- One of the main causes of dust is janitors.
>- A scout obeys all to whom obedience is due and respects all duly
>constipated authorities.
>- One by-product of raising cattle is calves.
>- To prevent head colds, use an agonizer to spray into the nose until it
>drips into the throat.
>- The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
>- The climate is hottest next to the Creator.
>- Oliver Cromwell had a large red nose, but under it were deeply
>religious feelings.
>- The word trousers is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the
>top and plural at the bottom.
>- Syntax is all the money collected at the church from sinners.
>- The blood circulates through the body by flowing down one leg and up
>the other.
>- In spring, the salmon swim upstream to spoon.
>- Iron was discovered because someone smelt it.
>- In the middle of the 18th century, all the morons moved to Utah.