TIB: And More Tidbits
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TIB: And More Tidbits
>It's Friday!!!!!!!!!!! Formula 1 season starts this weekend!!!!!
>Sorry, I'm just a little excited, it promises to be a rather
>interesting season this year :))
>
>To celebrate, and since it's Friday, I've decided to send three
>short funnies to start your weekend. I thought they were
>quite funny, and, strangely enough, two of them deal with
>cars...(actually, that's a mere coincidence..I didn't realize that
>until just now) :)) Thanks to Elana and to John for sending them in
>:) Enjoy everyone :)))
>
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>Lifestyles of the Rich and Infamous
>I saw this 1997 Cadillac advertised privately for $50, so I bought it
>without question and the lady seller gave me title and a receipt.
>Then I said, "Lady. I can't steal this car from you. It has a
>retail of around $35,000."
> "I know" she said. "It's loaded and my late husband paid
>$39,000 for it just before he died. But in his will he left
>instructions that it was to be sold, and the proceeds given to
>his mistress. I can't wait to see her face when I give her the
>$50."
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>Health Care
>A guy calls the hospital. He says, "You gotta send
>help! My wife's going into labor!"
>The nurse says, "Calm down. Is this her first child?"
>He says, "No! This is her husband!"
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>A cop pulls over a car load of nuns....
>
>Cop: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are you going so slow?"
>
>Sister: "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65."
>
>Cop: "Oh sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the
>highway you're on!
>
>Sister: "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more
>careful."
>
>At this point the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are
>shaking and trembling.
>
>Cop: "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there?
>They're shaking something terrible."
>
>Sister: "Oh, we just got off of highway 119."
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>Have a wonderful day everyone!!!!! Blessed Be!!!!
>
>Tash (felci)
>
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>"I love the smell of used book stores. It *is* sweet in a way.
>Maybe there's something in rotting glue and acid-eaten paper that's
>a narcotic to the bibliophile. "
>-Scott Horst
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>Life is dour enough, brighten it up with the daily funny :)
>
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>(I know, I know, not too original, but polite :P )
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