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TIB: Re: Kids are so cute
You guys still don't seem to happy. Maybe this will; help
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>Good morning everyone :)
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>I hope that you are all doing well this morning :)
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>Today's funny was sent in by Kathy. I think it's rather cute :)
>Enjoy :))
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>The following are all quotes from 11 year olds' science exams:
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>"When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire."
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>"H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water"
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>"To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test
>tube"
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>"When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide"
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>"Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure
>gin. Hydrogin is gin and water."
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>"Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, and then
>expectoration."
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>"The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader."
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>"Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead
>of the bull."
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>"Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes
> makes them perspire."
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>"Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like
>umbrellas."
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>"The body consists of three parts- the brainium, the borax and the
>abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains
>the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels,
>of which there are five - a, e, i, o, and u."
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>"The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects."
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>"A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it
>is."
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>"Many women believe that an alcoholic binge will have no ill effects
>on the unborn fetus, but that is a large misconception."
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>"Germinate: To become a naturalized German."
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>"Liter: A nest of young puppies."
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>"Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away."
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>"Vacumm: A large, empty space where the pope lives."
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>"Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is
>affirmative or negative."
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>"To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose."
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>"For drowning: Climb on top of the person and move up and down to make
>artificial perspiration."
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>"For fainting: Rub the person's chest or, if a lady, rub her arm
>above the hand instead. Or put the head between the knees of the
>nearest medical doctor."
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>"For dog bite: put the dog away for sevral days. If he has not
>recovered, then kill it."
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>"For asphyxiation: Apply artificial respiration until the patient is
>dead."
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>"To prevent contraception: wear a condominium."
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>"To keep milk from turning sour: Keep it in the cow."
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>Have a wonderful day, everyone!!! Blessed be!!
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>Tash (felci)
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>"Remember the quiet wonders. The world has more need of them than it
>has for warriors."
>--from "Moonheart", by Charles DeLint
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