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Here is a list of ways to tell if you are a mac lover

•your favorite fruit is inorganic.
•the word power makes you cringe.
•you like waiting for your computer to add 1+1.
•you don't like having a lot of chioces for graphics cards, monitors,
programs, games, or computer manufacturers.
•you think its good to sell computers with names
like lc (which literally means the computer is the Low Cost model).
•you get confused trying to use a mouse with two buttons.
•you are two years behind in technology.
•you find the phrase ‘macintrash’ offensive.
•you are excited about a fading former giant (apple) teaming up with a
faded giant (IBM).
•your disk drive has no eject button.
•the on switch to your ‘computer’ is on the keyboard.
•your computer has a carrying handle, and it’s NOT a laptop.
•you never heard of the name Soundblaster™.  

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~Larry  ...   The funny one   =~] 
Larry1492@juno.com

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