Re: TIB: You Might Be a Physics Major If...
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Re: TIB: You Might Be a Physics Major If...
No jokes on a basic list, and no messages complaining about messages
complaining about the jokes... Got it!? ;)
>You Might Be a Physics Major If...
>
>1. If you know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division.
>
>2. If you chuckle whenever anyone says, "centrifugal force."
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>3. If you've actually used every single function on your graphing calculator.
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>4. If you'll assume that a "horse" is a "sphere" in order to make the math
>easier.
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>5. If it is sunny and 72 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer.
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>6. If when your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have
>accidentally determined its momentum so precisely, that according to
>Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe.
>
>7. If you frequently whistle the theme song to "MacGyver."
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>8. If you always do homework on Friday nights.
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>9. If you know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of
>water.
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>10. If you have no life - and you can prove it mathematically.
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>11. If you've calculated that the World Series actually diverges.
>
>12. If you hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break down
>its wave function.
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>13. If you have a pet named after a scientist.
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>14. If you can't remember what's behind the door in the science building which
>says "Exit."
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>15. If you have to bring a jacket with you, in the middle of summer, because
>there's a wind-chill factor in the lab.
>
>16. If you avoid doing anything because you don't want to contribute to the
>eventual heat-death of the universe.
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>17. If you consider any non-science course "easy."
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>18. If you laugh at jokes about mathematicians.
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>19. If the Humane society has you arrested because you actually performed the
>Schrodinger's Cat experiment.
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>20. If you can translate English into Binary.
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>21. If the "fun" center of your brain has deteriorated from lack of use.
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>22. If you understood more than five of these indicators.
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>23. If you print out this page, and post it on your door.