Re: love life


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Re: love life



This isn't intended as a flame, but something to laugh at, like the pencil
or 8ball...

>lavinia@atlink.it
>I'd like to know about a guy I  met in NY last week, I was born on Julu 17
>1971

Begin flame:

Dear:
   [*] Clueless Newbie  [ ] Lamer               [ ] AOLer
   [ ] Me too-er                [ ] Pervert             [ ] Loser
   [ ] Spammer          [ ] Nerd                [ ] Elvis
   [ ] Fed                      [ ] Freak               [ ] Flamebait
   [ ] Other (please specify): _____________

  You Are Being Flamed Because:
   [ ] You posted a message concerning a pyramid scheme
   [ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test
   [ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
   [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
   [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
   [ ] You posted something completely off-topic
   [ ] You started an off-topic thread
   [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
   [ ] You said "me too" to something
   [*] You don't know which group to post in
   [ ] You suck
   [ ] You brag about things that never happened
   [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
   [ ] You made up slang then used it in a message
   [ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
   [ ] I don't like your tone of voice
   [ ] I think you might be a fed


  To Repent, You Must:

   [*] Shout "GO RIDE" a thousand times in a packed bus terminal
   [ ] "Upgrade" you system to a Macintosh computer
   [ ] Give up your AOL account
   [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
   [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
   [ ] Actually post something relevant
   [ ] Read the FAQ
   [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
   [ ] Post your tests to alt.test
   [ ] Removing yourself from the net (you are hopeless)
   [ ] Removing yourself from existence (you are really hopeless)

  In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

   [ ] Bl*w me
   [ ] Get a life
   [ ] Never post again
   [ ] I pity your dog
   [ ] Go to hell
   [ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
   [ ] Take your shit somewhere else
   [ ] Learn to post or f**k off
   [ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
   [*] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
   [ ] All of the above

 end flame.