A86: Dumbest guy alive - part deux
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A86: Dumbest guy alive - part deux
I know this is off-topic but this list might as well be considered dead and I
thought this might cheer somebody up =P Ignore it if you want assembly.
ALBATROSSman: one more thing, how do you make applets
ComAsYuAre: you have to write them in java
ALBATROSSman: how?
ComAsYuAre: how what?
ComAsYuAre: you have to learn java and write them and then compile them
ALBATROSSman: damn i hate compiling java! oh well thanks
ComAsYuAre: well you can do it by hand if you want
ALBATROSSman: how?
ComAsYuAre: that way you don't have to pay microsoft for their compiler
ALBATROSSman: how?
ComAsYuAre: the government issues proprietary software manuals on how to
translate each instruction into bytecode
ComAsYuAre: you have to contact your local security officer though
ALBATROSSman: haha sounds like the gov. is trying just one more way to
kill microsoft. how would i contact my local sec. officer?
ComAsYuAre: you can't. that would be a breach of national security.
ALBATROSSman: well sound like a lose-lose situation
ComAsYuAre: well it's unfortunate how things turned out
ComAsYuAre: you can thank microsoft for that
ComAsYuAre: if you want, you can teach yourself binary and skip the
whole government thing
ComAsYuAre: how good are you at counting in all 0's?
ALBATROSSman: i know some bianary but not that well at it. i have never
learned it i have just seen it befor and then translated
ALBATROSSman: do you know bi
ComAsYuAre: sure it's easy you just count without using 1-9
ALBATROSSman: ok well how?
ComAsYuAre: oh here we go. just go <A
HREF="http://www-nshs.med.navy.mil/nncapwww/nncap.htm">here</A>
[http://www-nshs.med.navy.mil/nncapwww/nncap.htm] to get your government
application.
ComAsYuAre: no need to mess with that binary junk
ALBATROSSman: ok
ComAsYuAre: they have some hints on how not to anger the government and
have them break down your door and kill you
ComAsYuAre: you have to be careful
ALBATROSSman: i know
ComAsYuAre: If you are seeking reports and/or other material, please
provide your return postal address. To ensure a timely delivery of your
information, please make sure your return postal address is accurate.
ComAsYuAre:
OASD(PA)/DPC
1400 Defense Pentagon, Room 1E757
Washington, DC 20301-1400
ComAsYuAre: Alternatively, you may use your phone to dial (703)
697-5737.
ComAsYuAre: Request the Java division.
ALBATROSSman: sounds hard
ALBATROSSman: do you have a compiler?
ComAsYuAre: they need your social security number, blood type, and
sexual preference handy to verify you are who you claim to be
ComAsYuAre: and lying to these people is a federal crime
ALBATROSSman: do you have a compiler?
ComAsYuAre: yeah but it's specific to my dna structure. if you tried it
it would contaminate you and give you aids
ComAsYuAre: occasionally genital warts, too
ALBATROSSman: no will you make my a applet
ComAsYuAre: if they discovered that kind of conspiracy you could be
sodomized in a jail cell for 50 years
ALBATROSSman: no really wll you make me one?
ComAsYuAre: i won't risk my behind for you, no
ALBATROSSman: ok weel good night
ComAsYuAre: good luck
ComAsYuAre: watch your ass
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Jonah Cohen
<ComAsYuAre@aol.com>
http://jonah.ticalc.org
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