A83: COMPUTER WARS

Subject: A83: COMPUTER WARS
From: gussie@alaska.net
Date: Tue, 19 May 1998 00:42:18 -0500 (CDT)
Delivered-To: assembly-83-outgoing@towerguard.unix.edu.sollentuna.se
Reply-To: assembly-83@lists.ticalc.org


Here Are Some Uses For a Mac 

   1.) Target Practice 
   2.) Punching Bag 
   3.) Paper Weight 
   4.) Boat Anchor 
   5.) Brick 
   6.) Anvil 
   7.) Speed Bump 
   8.) Road Block 
   9.) Foot-Rest 
  10.) They make wonderful lawn ornaments 
  11.) They are recyclable 
  12.) Great for when you can't find a football 
  13.) Toilet paper gone? 
  14.) Loads Netscape so slow your in-laws will never come back 
  15.) You can beat your brother over the head with the keyboard 
  16.) If you kick them hard enough, they beep a lot 
  17.) Ash Tray 
  18.) Door stop 
  19.) Break the monitor, and use it to put things in. 
  20.) Break other Macs with it 
  21.) Use it as a spare tire 
  22.) Melt it, and sell the plastic 
  23.) Fire Wood 
  24.) Use the Mac's CPU chip as a comb 
  25.) Something to hold your car up when you don't have a jack 
  26.) Trash can (Although it comes with trash in it.... Mac users call it Macintosh chips) 
  27.) Coffee table 
  28.) Chair