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>Test Test Test. I am testing my Netscape mail e-mail address.
Begin flame:
Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] AOLer
[ ] Me too-er [ ] Pervert [ ] Loser
[ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Flamebait
[ ] Other (please specify): TI82_Guy_______
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted a message concerning a pyramid scheme
[*] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test
[ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[*] You posted something completely off-topic
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[*] You don't know which group to post in
[ ] You suck
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You made up slang then used it in a message
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] I think you might be a fed
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Shout "GO RIDE" a thousand times in a packed bus terminal
[*] "Upgrade" you system to a Macintosh computer
[ ] Give up your AOL account
[*] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[*] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[*] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[*] Post your tests to alt.test
[ ] Removing yourself from the net (you are hopeless)
[ ] Removing yourself from existence (you are really hopeless)
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Bl*w me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[*] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Take your shit somewhere else
[ ] Learn to post or f**k off
[ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
[*] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
[*] All of the above
end flame.
This was just a joke...If you misuderstood it, sorry. Keep it so you can
use it to catch someone else... Most times people think of it as a joke
and not a "flme"... :)
Grant
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