Only this one...

I never lie, so I had to choose "All the time" as it was the only logical choice...

How can you answer "all the time"??? If that were true, you'd have to lie and say never, but then you wouldn't be lying, so it wouldn't be correct, so you'd have to change it again, so you'd have to keep changing it, and eventually you'd end up getting sucked into a time-space wormhole and disappear all because of a damn ticalc.org survey! Thanks a lot!

"I lie all the time."

Solution to supposed paradox:

TRUTH: There is at least one occasion where I did not/do not lie, but this is not it/one of them.

Think about it.

You know what, I LIED on all of them! I'm not Laura Thompson, a 20 year old college hottie who wears a leather jacket and combat boots. I'm actually 40 years old, my name is Larry, and I can't get a date to save my life.

j/k
but the leather jacket and boots thing is true

Laura

Laura, sorry, Larry, long time no see dear...

:-***

Cd_Slayer

I said I was kidding silly. :)

Damn Larry, I wonder why those kisses to u then?

I've only lied on this one.

First choice: You always lie on surveys. If that is the case, you can't pick this option; nore may you pick this option if you never lie, as you would of just lied.

Second Choice: Every other one or so. Nothing wrong here, unfortunately. You could also pick any other choice.

Third Choice: Just for the funny responses. This, unfortunately, is not a funny response, but rather a serious one; therefore, if you pick the funny responses, you can't pick this one. I'd suggest that because of the (il)logical implications of choice #1, you might pick it.

Fourth Choice: Never. You must pick this item if you either never lie on the surveys or if you always lie on the surveys. But I know you've all lied at least once, because sometimes the options are so *censored* pitiful. So you can only pick this if you only lie.


Therefore: (who stole my therefore symbol?!)
[as it stands now]
58.8% of the people always lie on these polls
32.8% lie some of the time (not including humor)
8.4% lie when it's funny.
** and **
3.7% were uses of the randInt() function

Uh, so what % of people never lie?
Color me confused. :)