They don't talk because they dont really exist. The ones who really exist are the typewriting monkeys, and they talk mostly about bananas...

...then they go back to keeping up the false identities of ticalc.org staff members...

BAnANAS GOOD!!!!!!!!!

120d//!
OK, we still don't know about Morgan, Jon, and Magnus... :-)

I also think bananas are good, if that's what you were asking.

Hmm...It seems as if the Monkey known as Joey Gannon is of a higher intelligence than that of Michael Vincent...we may be dealing with multiple species of monkey's here...

But this monkey points out that you incorrectly used the apostrophe. It is not possessive, but merely plural. You should have used "monkeys."

*gasp* It talked!!!

Very true! :-)

This goat points out that you improperly used the comma before "but".

Yeah, he won't give away his identity so easily... :-)

I eat the bananas then throw my shit at Joey ... sometimes at Jon if he's near by! :-)

So that's what that stuff is... *sniff* eww...

BTW, if you haven't seen it yet, click [link], please.

Wow, that's the most shameless plug ever. You could have at least put SOMETHING on topic in the post...PURPLE TYPEWRITING MONKEY DISHWASHER FLUID!!!

It would be, except that I've been trying to contact him for a month about it and I couldn't because various technical problems got in the way. I have resorted to desperate measures to get that program (rather group of libraries plus two programs) featured. :)

Seriously. Click the link. It is a great program.

Hey I just made those screenshots yesterday :-) Yes indeed it is a very goos set of libraries!

Looks like a cool little widget set. The pointer looks sucky though.

Yes. I wonder if it called the deault cursor.

Actually, maybe none of the other ticalc.org members (except me) are real either, and are just false identities assumed by the typewriting monkeys! *hides under keyboard*

Or maybe it's just one typewriting monkey with lots of spare time! *sniffs computer and smells conspiracy*

Or maybe the million typewriting monkeys that were typing for a million years made a program called the Matrix, and by chance loaded it into a computer and now the Earth is ruled by Mecahnical Monkeys, and we are in a dream land run by these machines, and we have to wait for the One to return to save us all from the virus named Smith (I forgot to say that the monkey's also programmed a virus and loaded this into the computer as well)!!!!

*presses 'MATRIX' button on 83 hoping for an explanation*

Hmm, MATRIX, huh? *presses the button and gets sucked into the Matrix*

D'oh!

Or it has a very serious case of schizophrenia...

Yeah, and the fr00ds were the real people trying to reclaim their stolen identities from the typewriting monkeys, but the monkey staff members foiled their plan and now we are all doomed!

Heh, can't forget those fr00ds. And it's still a mystery about who was doing that. I really want to know. Ticalc should have done an IP check on them. I still think it was one of the members trying to cause chaos.

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Huh? Did I miss some important event?

What you missed was some idiot making a bunch of userIDs that were made to copy ticalc.org frequenters (like me, lord_nightrose, Kerm, and plenty of others). Then he'd post random stuff and confuse everybody. There were a BUNCH of these accounts. In its own way, it was funny (and very memorable), but really annoying at the same time. I mean... if you had some guy sign on and post random stuff, pretending to be you, you probably wouldn't like it too much :) And since I was the first guy to be "fr00ded"... well... 120d

That does sound REALLY annoying...but I thought two people couldn't have the same handles...

Well, they didn't... but you can put whatever you want in the "name" field. So, you can still be just as confusing. they would copy our profile information and stuff, too.

The no_one fr00d's handle was no_one_2000_`.

Not the 'same' handles, but REALLY similar ones; for example: 'no_one_2000_' would be changed to something like 'no_one_2000'

Remember the idiot named "lsvllhs15" (or something like that)? He randomly posted at completely irrelevant times: "PLAY MEGAMAN 86. IT'S COOL, YO."

I think finally he quit after about 2 months, but those 2 months were quite irritating...

Haha, I think I remember that. That may have been when I was new to the site or just started paying attention to the comments. It was...weird.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring...Bananaphone!

Hey man, now I've got that song stuck in my head! :P

OH... GOD... NO...

NO...

That's almost as bad as "BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ... MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM! ... "

But nothing gets as bad as "Joz hre!!!!!1111"

AAH! SNAKE!

HAHA, I was walking down the hallway at school and I heard this girl singing that. Just when I thought I had gotten it out of my head for good... ARRRGGGHH!

HA ha! That is hilarious! You just made my day.