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TI-H: Fw: [Fwd: Top 47 oxymorons]




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From: Andra Brack <andra@netride.com>
To: don@tcon.net <don@tcon.net>; reb@netride.com <reb@netride.com>;
miriam@netride.com <miriam@netride.com>; lab@netride.com <lab@netride.com>;
jonathon@netride.com <jonathon@netride.com>
Date: Friday, March 13, 1998 5:08 PM
Subject: [Fwd: Top 47 oxymorons]

Hey guys, check out the last one!!!

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>Date: Wed, 11 Mar 1998 18:40:45 -0500 (EST)
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>From: tconder@netusa1.net (TIM CONDER)
>Subject: Top 47 oxymorons
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>>>   Top 47 OXYMORONS:
>>>
>>>   47. Act naturally
>>>   46. Found missing
>>>   45. Resident alien
>>>   44. Advanced BASIC
>>>   43. Genuine imitation
>>>   42. Airline Food
>>>   41. Good grief
>>>   40. Same difference
>>>   39. Almost exactly
>>>   38. Government organization
>>>   37. Sanitary landfil
>>>   l36. Alone together
>>>   35. Legally drunk
>>>   34. Silent scream
>>>   33. American history
>>>   32. Living dead
>>>   31. Small crowd
>>>   30. Business ethics
>>>   29. Soft rock
>>>   28. Butt Head
>>>   27. Military Intelligence
>>>   26. Software documentation
>>>   25. New York culture
>>>   24. New classic
>>>   23. Sweet sorrow
>>>   22. Childproof
>>>   21. "Now, then ..."
>>>   20. Synthetic natural gas
>>>   19. Passive aggression
>>>   18. Taped live
>>>   17. Clearly misunderstood
>>>   16. Peace force
>>>   15. Extinct Life
>>>   14. Temporary tax increase
>>>   13. Computer jock
>>>   12. Plastic glasses
>>>   11. Terribly pleased
>>>   10. Computer security
>>>   09. Political science
>>>   08. Tight slacks
>>>   07. Definite maybe
>>>   06. Pretty ugly
>>>   05. Twelve-ounce pound cake
>>>   04. Diet ice cream
>>>   03. Working vacation
>>>   02. Exact estimate
>>>
>>>   And the Number one top Oxymoron
>>>   01. Microsoft Works
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>   Look people in the eye.
>>>
>>>   - Life's little instructions book
>>>



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