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>A magazine ran a  contest to find the best office Dilbert-like quotes.
>These are actual quotes from managers out there:
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>"As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building
>using individual security cards.  Pictures will be taken next Wednesday
>and employees will receive their cards in two weeks."  (This was the
>winning quote from Charles Hurst at Sun Microsystems).
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>And the runner-ups:
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>"What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter."
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>"How long is this Beta guy going to keep testing our stuff?"
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>"E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data.  It should be
>used only for company business."
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>"Turnover is good for the company, as it proves that we are doing a good
>job in training people."
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>"This project is so important, we can't let things that are more
>important interfere with it."
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>'Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule.'
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>"No one will believe you solved this problem in one day!  We've been
>working on it for months.  Now, go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let
>you know when it's time to tell them."
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