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>X-From_: fnhwg@aurora.alaska.edu Mon Mar 16 00:28 AKS 1998
>Date: Mon, 16 Mar 1998 00:25:49 -0900 (AKST)
>From: Grant Henry W <fnhwg@aurora.alaska.edu>
>To: al & kate martz <kmartz@tucker-usa.com>,
>        Barb Branton <SNBJB@orca.alaska.edu>,
>        BILL GRANT <Mr.billthe3rd@juno.com>, Dave Staton <statond@osshe.edu>,
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>        Michael &Floss Caskey <cranbrry@polarnet.com>,
>        Kenneth Franks <kfranksttop@worldnet.att.net>,
>        GARY W GRANT <KTSR30A@prodigy.com>,
>        Greg E Egan <fsgee@aurora.alaska.edu>,
>        Holly Mussatti <holly_mussatti@mail01.adm.duke.edu>,
>        JOHN R GRANT <GFBV31A@prodigy.com>,
>        Jan Spencer <bandjspencer@worldnet.att.net>,
>        Grant Stockly <gussie@alaska.net>,
>        Jo Ann Stagno <jstagno@igloo.admin.uaf.edu>,
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>        Kevin J Purcell <fnkjp@aurora.alaska.edu>,
>        Kevin W Grant <kevingrant@usa.net>, Leroy Gross <lgross@polarnet.com>,
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>Subject: Fwd: Customer Survey? (fwd)
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>Subject: Customer Survey?
>
>This was actually posted very briefly on the McDonnell Douglas website
>by an employee there who obviously has a sense of humor. The company, of
>course, does not - and made the web department take it down immediately.
>(In case you don't know: McDonnell Douglas is one of the world's chief
>suppliers of military aircraft).
>_________________________________________________________________
>
>Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order
>to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out
>the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is
>not required, but the information will help us to develop new products
>that best meet your needs and desires.
>
>1. [_] Mr. [_] Mrs. [_] Ms. [_] Miss [_] Lt.
>   [_] Gen. [_] Comrade [_] Classified [_] Other
>First Name: ...............................................
>Initial: ........
>Last Name: ...............................................
>Password: .............................. (max 8 char)
>Code Name: ...............................................
>Latitude-Longitude-Altitude: ........... ...........
>
>2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?
>[_] F-14 Tomcat
>[_] F-15 Eagle
>[_] F-16 Falcon
>[_] F-117A Stealth
>[_] Classified
>
>3. Date of purchase (Year/Month/Day): 19...... / ...... / ......
>
>4. Serial Number: ..............................................
>
>5. Please check where this product was purchased:
>[_] Received as gift / aid package
>[_] Catalog showroom
>[_] Independent arms broker
>[_] Mail order
>[_] Discount store
>[_] Government surplus
>[_] Classified
>
>6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas
>product you have just purchased:
>[_] Heard loud noise, looked up
>[_] Store display
>[_] Espionage
>[_] Recommended by friend / relative / ally
>[_] Political lobbying by manufacturer
>[_] Was attacked by one
>
>7. Please check the three (3) factors that most influenced your
>decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:
>[_] Style / appearance
>[_] Speed / maneuverability
>[_] Price / value
>[_] Comfort / convenience
>[_] Kickback / bribe
>[_] Recommended by salesperson
>[_] McDonnell Douglas reputation
>[_] Advanced Weapons Systems
>[_] Backroom politics
>[_] Negative experience opposing one in combat
>
>8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:
>[_] North America
>[_] Central / South America
>[_] Aircraft carrier
>[_] Europe
>[_] Middle East
>[_] Africa
>[_] Asia / Far East
>[_] Misc. Third World countries
>[_] Classified
>
>9. Please check the products that you currently own or intend to
>purchase in the near future:
>[_] Color TV
>[_] VCR
>[_] ICBM
>[_] Killer Satellite
>[_] CD Player
>[_] Air-to-Air Missiles
>[_] Space Shuttle
>[_] Home Computer
>[_] Nuclear Weapon
>
>10. How would you describe yourself or your organization?
>(Check all that apply:)
>[_] Communist / Socialist
>[_] Terrorist
>[_] Crazed
>[_] Neutral
>[_] Democratic
>[_] Dictatorship
>[_] Corrupt
>[_] Primitive / Tribal
>
>11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?
>[_] Deficit spending
>[_] Cash
>[_] Suitcases of cocaine
>[_] Oil revenues
>[_] Personal check
>[_] Credit card
>[_] Ransom money
>[_] Traveler's check
>
>12. Your occupation:
>[_] Homemaker
>[_] Sales / marketing
>[_] Revolutionary
>[_] Clerical
>[_] Mercenary
>[_] Tyrant
>[_] Middle management
>[_] Eccentric billionaire
>[_] Defense Minister / General
>[_] Retired
>[_] Student
>
>13. To help us understand our customers' lifestyles, please
>indicate the interests and activities in which you and your
>spouse enjoy participating on a regular basis:
>[_] Golf
>[_] Boating / sailing
>[_] Sabotage
>[_] Running / jogging
>[_] Propaganda / disinformation
>[_] Destabilization / overthrow
>[_] Default on loans
>[_] Gardening
>[_] Crafts
>[_] Black market / smuggling
>[_] Collectibles / collections
>[_] Watching sports on TV
>[_] Wines
>[_] Interrogation / torture
>[_] Household pets
>[_] Crushing rebellions
>[_] Espionage / reconnaissance
>[_] Fashion clothing
>[_] Border disputes
>[_] Mutually Assured Destruction
>
>Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your
>answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas
>serve you better in the future - as well as allowing you to receive
>mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist
>groups, and mysterious consortia.
>
>Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to:
>
>McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION Marketing Department Military Aerospace
>Division P.O. Box 800, St. Louis, MO
>
>The "Fun In The Sun" mailing list is maintained by Randolph L. Knepper
>of Pensacola, Florida for the enjoyment of family and friends.
>
>
>
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