TIB: Arms Race


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TIB: Arms Race




>Good morning everyone :)
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>I hope that you are all doing well this morning :)  Today's funny was
>sent in by Vince.  I hope you all enjoy it as much as I did :))
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>The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized
>that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up
>the whole world.  One day they sat down and decided to settle the
>whole dispute with one dog fight.  They'd have 5 years to breed the
>best fighting dog in the world and whichever country's dog won would
>be entitled to dominate the world.  The losing country would have to
>lay down its arms.
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>The Russians found the biggest, meanest Dobermans
>and Rottweilers in the world and bred them with the biggest, meanest
>Siberian wolves.  They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy
>from each litter, killed his siblings, and gave him all the milk.
>They used steroids and trainers and after 5 years came up with the
>biggest, meanest dog the world had ever seen.  Its cage needed steel
>bars that were 5 inches thick and nobody could get near it.
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> When the day came for the dog fight, the Americans showed up with a
>strange animal.  It was a 9-foot long Dachshund.  Everyone felt sorry
>for the Americans because they knew there was no way that this dog
>could possibly last 10 seconds with the Russian dog.  When the cages
>were opened up, the dachshundcame out of his cage and slowly waddled
>over toward the Russian dog.  The Russian dog snarled and leaped out
>of his cage and charged the American dachshund.  But, when it got
>close enough to bite the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund opened its
>mouth and consumed the Russian dog in one bite.  There was nothing
>left at all of the Russian dog.
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>The Russians came up to the Americans shaking their heads in
>disbelief. "We don't understand how this could have happened.  We had
>our best people working for 5 years with the meanest Dobermans and
>Rottweilers in the world." "Really", the Americans replied.  "We had
>our best plastic surgeons working for 5 years to make an alligator
>look like a Dachshund."
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>Have a wonderful day, everyone!!!  Blessed Be!!!
>
>Tash (felci)
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