TIB: Fw: FROG
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TIB: Fw: FROG
-----Original Message-----
From: Lord Templar <lord@theturf.demon.co.uk>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.games.quake
Date: Thursday, February 05, 1998 12:18 AM
Subject: FROG
>PLEASE READ THIS AND PASS IT ON......
>A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on
>the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks
>nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Rabbit. 9 Iron" The man
>looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Rabbit. 9 Iron." He looks at the frog
>and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a
9
>iron. Boom! he hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to
>the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?" The frog
>reply's "Rabbit. Lucky frog." The man decides to take the frog with him to
>the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Rabbit. 3 wood."
The
>guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and
>doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best
>game of golf in his life and asks the frog,"OK where to next?" The frog
>reply, "Rabbit. Las Vegas." They go to "Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK
>frog, now what?" The frog says, "Rabbit Roulette." Upon approaching the
>roulette table, the man asks, " What do you think I should bet?" The frog
>replies,"Rabbit.$3000,black 6."
>Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golfgame, the
>man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across
>them table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel.
>He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
You've
>won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog replies,
"Rabbit,
>Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him he
>deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous15-year-old girl.
>"And that, your honour, is how the girl ended up in my room." The
>origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to everyone
>who passes it on. The one who breaks the chain will have bad luck. Do not
>keep this letter. Do not send money. Just forward it to five other
>newsgroups to whom you wish good luck. You will see that something good
>happens to you four MINUTES from now if the chain is not broken. You will
>receive good luck in four minutes.
>P.s Please do not break the chain
>--
>Lord Templar (Marine on Quake2)
>NIL MORTIFII SINE LUCRE
>---------------------------------------
>NO KILLING WITHOUT PAY
>
>
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