Re: TIB: You Might Be a Physics Major If...


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Re: TIB: You Might Be a Physics Major If...




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I'm not a physics major but the following apply to me.  What does it
mean?  Am I a Mega-Nerd?
~Larry C
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>>>1. If you know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long
>division.
>>>2. If you chuckle whenever anyone says, "centrifugal force."
>>>3. If you've actually used every single function on your graphing
>calculator.
>>>4. If you'll assume that a "horse" is a "sphere" in order to make 
>the math
>>>easier.
>>>5. If it is sunny and 72 degrees outside, and you are working on a
>computer.
>>>7. If you frequently whistle the theme song to "MacGyver."
>>>8. If you always do homework on Friday nights.
>>>10. If you have no life - and you can prove it mathematically.
>>>12. If you hesitate to look at something because you don't want to 
>break
>down
>>>its wave function.
>>>13. If you have a pet named after a scientist.
(Actually a cat named Photon)
>>>14. If you can't remember what's behind the door in the science 
>building
>which
>>>says "Exit."
>>>15. If you have to bring a jacket with you, in the middle of summer,
>because
>>>there's a wind-chill factor in the lab.
>>>17. If you consider any non-science course "easy."
>>>18. If you laugh at jokes about mathematicians.
>>>21. If the "fun" center of your brain has deteriorated from lack of 
>use.
>>>22. If you understood more than five of these indicators.
>>>23. If you print out this page, and post it on your door.

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