Re: TIB: You Might Be a Physics Major If...


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Re: TIB: You Might Be a Physics Major If...




What, is this list serious 100% of the time?

>No jokes on a basic list, and no messages complaining about messages
>complaining about the jokes...  Got it!?  ;)
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>>You Might Be a Physics Major If...
>>
>>1. If you know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long
division.
>>
>>2. If you chuckle whenever anyone says, "centrifugal force."
>>
>>3. If you've actually used every single function on your graphing
calculator.
>>
>>4. If you'll assume that a "horse" is a "sphere" in order to make the math
>>easier.
>>
>>5. If it is sunny and 72 degrees outside, and you are working on a
computer.
>>
>>6. If when your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to
have
>>accidentally determined its momentum so precisely, that according to
>>Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe.
>>
>>7. If you frequently whistle the theme song to "MacGyver."
>>
>>8. If you always do homework on Friday nights.
>>
>>9. If you know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of
>>water.
>>
>>10. If you have no life - and you can prove it mathematically.
>>
>>11. If you've calculated that the World Series actually diverges.
>>
>>12. If you hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break
down
>>its wave function.
>>
>>13. If you have a pet named after a scientist.
>>
>>14. If you can't remember what's behind the door in the science building
which
>>says "Exit."
>>
>>15. If you have to bring a jacket with you, in the middle of summer,
because
>>there's a wind-chill factor in the lab.
>>
>>16. If you avoid doing anything because you don't want to contribute to
the
>>eventual heat-death of the universe.
>>
>>17. If you consider any non-science course "easy."
>>
>>18. If you laugh at jokes about mathematicians.
>>
>>19. If the Humane society has you arrested because you actually performed
the
>>Schrodinger's Cat experiment.
>>
>>20. If you can translate English into Binary.
>>
>>21. If the "fun" center of your brain has deteriorated from lack of use.
>>
>>22. If you understood more than five of these indicators.
>>
>>23. If you print out this page, and post it on your door.
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