Re: A82: Drawing a box
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Re: A82: Drawing a box
another brilyunt remark by adamman, and our own 82asm Militia in the
works...
"The Journal of Irreproducible Results"? interesting.... where'd you find
it? at first it seemed like something out of Hitchhiker's, but i would
have remembered that...
-Greg
On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 03:55:30 EDT kouri@juno.com (Kouri Rosenberg) writes:
>
>On Thu, 16 Apr 1998 22:48:35 EDT ADAMMAN106 <ADAMMAN106@aol.com>
>writes:
>>
>>In a message dated 98-04-16 22:37:18 EDT, you write:
>> >> I also have a question for you: Are you related to the
>Rosenbergs who were hung (only Americans to be killed in peacetime)
>for passing on nuclear bomb information to the Soviets which in turn
>started the Cold
>War?
>>
>>uuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm...
>>
>>~Adamman
>Thanks for the ideas guys. As for your question, the answer is yes. In
>fact, I sometimes help my dad tinker on the one we keep in our
>basement. Here are 10 easy steps to building your own thermonuclear
>device:1. First, obtain about 50 pounds (110 kg) of weapons grade
>Plutonium at your local supplier. A nuclear power plant is not
>recommended, as large quantities of missing Plutonium tends to make
>plant engineers unhappy. I suggest that you contact your local
>terrorist organization, or perhaps the Junior Achievement in your
>neighborhood.2. Please remember that Plutonium, especially pure,
>refined Plutonium, is somewhat dangerous. Wash your hands with soap
>and warm water after handling the material, and don't allow your
>children or pets to play in it or eat it. Any left over Plutonium dust
>is excellent as an insect repellant. You may wish to keep the
>substance in a lead box if you can find one in your local junk yard,
>but an old coffee can will do nicely.3. Fashion together a metal
>enclosure to house the device. Most common varieties of sheet metal
>can be bent to disguise this enclosure as, for example, a briefcase, a
>lunch pail, or a Buick. Do not use tinfoil.4. Arrange the Plutonium
>into two hemispherical shapes, separated by about 4 cm. Use rubber
>cement to hold the Plutonium dust together.5. Now get about 100 pounds
>(220 kg) of trinitrotoluene (TNT). Gelignite is much better, but
>messier to work with. Your helpful hardware man will be happy to
>provide you with this item.6. Pack the TNT around the hemisphere
>arrangement constructed in step 4. If you cannot find Gelignite, feel
>free to use TNT packed in with Play-Doh or any modeling clay. Colored
>clay is acceptable, but there is no need to get fancy at this point.7.
>Enclose the structure from step 6 into the enclosure made in step 3.
>Use a strong glue such as "Crazy Glue" to bind the hemisphere
>arrangement against the enclosure to prevent accidental detonation
>which might result from vibration or mishandling.8. To detonate the
>device, obtain a radio controlled (RC) servo mechanism, as found in
>R.C. model airplanes and cars. With a modicum of effort, a remote
>plunger can be made that will strike a detonator cap to effect a small
>explosion. These detonator caps can be found in the electrical supply
>section of your local supermarket. I recommend the "Blast-O-Matic"
>brand because they are no deposit-no return.9. Now hide the completed
>device from the neighbors and children. The garage is not recommended
>because of high humidity and the extreme range of temperatures
>experienced there. Nuclear devices have been known to spontaneously
>detonate in these unstable conditions. The hall closet or under the
>kitchen sink will be perfectly suitable.10. Now you are the proud
>owner of a working thermonuclear device! It is a great ice-breaker at
>parties, and in a pinch, can be used for national defense.Final note:
>Unless you are a retard, you will know I was just joking. The 10 steps
>above were
>taken from The Journal of Irreproducible Results. :D
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